conyard

A successful con man who has sex in people's yards.

Jamal: Oi Jono! Do you know what Sam does?
Jono: No, what does he do?
Jamal: he is a professional Conyard.
Jono: No way that would be intense.

by GR33N420W33D July 29, 2014

confeats

When you meant to write "congrats" but it auto-corrects to "confeats" for no reason.

Confeats bud!
I mean, congrats!

by Tgwi5505 July 4, 2017

Concealer High Heeler

A relationship when two low-key lesbians are banging but around other people they act like friends.

“Omg! Becky, those girls are such good friends but I think they might be fucking....”
“Right! They’re such concealer high heelers.”

by dykedaddi69 November 8, 2017

Concealed Carry

When you are fucking a girl who still has a dress on- you pull out, wipe your cock on her dress and tuck your junk away in one seamless motion.

I don't wipe my dick on her curtains, I just concealed carry.

by secretgreen May 12, 2018

conye/west$

connorc_ aka shitlips has a fetish for human faeces

oh aye bro it’s conye/west$ he’s my poo dealer

by Joseph6034 May 21, 2019

Conbeanient

A word used for when you conveniently find beans.

I was looking in my pantry for something to make with rice and noticed an old bag of pinto beans, how conbeanient!

by Sheng-Lao August 25, 2019

conwear

when you have clothes but don’t know what to wear

i am conwear about what to wear today

by M&&M December 15, 2019