Colts Freak

Very Cool person, but you don't need to tell him, he already knows.

Guy Number 1: "That guy is playing Runescape."

Guy Number 2: "That guy must be a Colts Freak."

Guy Number 1" "Not so loud! He already knows that!"

Colts Freak: Kobe.

by 4youcolts March 5, 2011

Inverted Traffic Cones

Female legs that are big in the ass & hips but taper down to scrawny calves. Often found with high-heeled shoes on the end of them, belonging to a woman who really doesn't need to be wearing that mini-skirt.

A: Check out the badonkadonk butt on that ho in the dark slacks. I would definitely tap that.

B: Not so fast. I saw her out last night at the club and she was sportin' a pair of Inverted Traffic Cones.

by BeeGeeA January 18, 2010

anti pine cones

the best group in history

Person 1: "Man I love being smelly"
Person 2: "The anti pine cones would knock your ass out.

by skengmanjiggy December 20, 2022

con-cons

The ultimate in shoe deception. Con-cons are shoes that have been produced in the exact same style as the famous Converse All Star, but do not have any affiliation with the Converse company and therefore do not carry the converse all-star logo. The product is always strikingly similar, and on many occasions almost identical to the originial converse shoe in shape, design, proportions, and stitching. There are two main differences between con-cons and the genuine converse all-star. Firstly, as mentioned before, the trademarked converse all-star logo is not printed on side of the shoe. Secondly, the cost differs to a great extent, as con-cons are usually only sold at large department stores like K-mart or Target, but are sometimes seen at clothing stands at weekend markets. There has been an increase in the production of con-cons in the last few years, in an attempt to cash in on the 'emo' and 'scene' fashion trends. Con-cons offer the simple emo or scene individual an alternative to spending $90.00 on genuine converse all stars.

Scene guy: "Check out my new Converse all-stars, I have eight pairs now"

Emo girl: "They look just like my trusty con-cons"

Scene guy: "Yeah, but they're fake and therefore I am cooler than you"

Emo girl: "Fake they may be, but with the hundreds of dollars I have saved from purchasing these knock-offs over the years, I have purchased tickets to Soundwave to see Silverstein"

Scene guy: "I can't afford to go to Soundwave..."

by Ob-scene February 15, 2009

96 cents below the lowest E flat

The tone so low that it moves your intestinal valves, thus causing you to shit yourself.

4 million third graders got together in arkansas to play my country tis of thee on recorders and the boys changed the music to the "brown tone" (96 cents below the lowest E flat) and the whole world simultaneously shit themselves.

by south park rules :D December 25, 2009

coñaso

A big coño
derived from the dominican republic.

I just paid $100.00 for this sweater, coñaso!

by Paola L. March 18, 2005

Scented Cons

A Roblox place which is made for online dating and online sex. Often where ODers, pedophiles, and Roblox trolls meet. Often have scripts made to suppress the chat filter Roblox puts in place, and morphs which can add genitalia. There is an interface that can change sex positions. There may also be a Discord server linked to at the bottom of the screen. The name is a parody on the word consent. Other common names include "scent cons" and "con scented".

ODer: *pushes in harder* OH YEAH!!
Troll: HEIL HITLER!

ODer 2: 123 for sex!
Pedophile: Hey, any young girls want to meet up and play Roblox together? I can show you my MeepCity house!

Meanwhile, a sane person finds that scented cons game, joins it, leaves in disgust, and reports it to the Roblox admins.

by WonderedLamb256 June 23, 2020