Penis Constant

The penis constant is a term commonly used in physics and advanced mathematics when denoting the number 80085. The symbol for said constant is 𓂸 and it can be found in a variety of complex equations, such as E = m𓂸² or nλ = dsin𓂸. As was probably stated by renowned physicians Hutton and Shveygert, "There are two types of people in this world, those who spend strenuous time writing boobs on their calculator, and those who use the penis constant, and in this world there should only be one type of person"

Teacher: Sorry class, it looks like I made a mistake on the board, although I can't figure out where I went wrong
Student: Sir, it seems you missed out the penis constant!
Teacher: Ah yes, how could I forget that! 5 commendations!

by Arowyn"The Rice Farmer"Cashell March 1, 2024

skinner's constant

Noun. The constant is whatever numbers you need to juke the stats so Professor Skinner is happy.

The data make no sense, so let's apply Skinner's Constant and go home.

by WoodleyPark April 11, 2023

Constant of Integration

cunt

I'm serving cunt right now.
I'm feeling cunt today.
Constant of Integration is super cunt!

by Vocab Whore February 7, 2024

Constant dick

being an asshole for no apparent reason,wakes up from a nap being a jerk

"Don is totally a constant dick for no reason whatsoever".

by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018

Constantism

People that like John Constantine and have autism.

I have constantism

by Batsy_thedarkknight November 21, 2025

Peter's Constant

8*10^0

Person 1: What's 4+4?
Person 2: Oh, it's Peter's Constant.

by dalaundryroom February 22, 2024

Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.

1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.

by ZakNak April 22, 2017