Conky

When something is wierdly funny.

something strange happens but it is funny
-That was Conky!

by vilhelm II April 15, 2021

Brett Conkling

One of the original old horses who revolutionized online vocabulary forever. The professional gamer, Zero BC who has made money than your family combined.

I am such a donkey dick turkey, I am tired of getting the schloog and being a duker. I wish I could be more like Brett Conkling

I heardddd about that big ole DICKKKK

by AJDavie December 18, 2009

Conked

When you smoke so much weed that you have to look on urban dictionary to define how extremely high you are.

"Dude, I'm so Conked right now."

"Who are you??"

"Hopscotch."

by Battle-Cat March 6, 2010

conka

A bitch.

If one does not know what a conka is, they are one

My friend is a conka because he didn’t send me the homework.

by conka123 February 10, 2018

Knob Conkers

Yorkshire-based trial of strength used for settling unresolved arguments, based on traditional Conkers game but with knob. Knob Conkers.
Combatants stand toe-to-toe with penis in hand.
Combatants take turns each to strike the penis of their combatant with as much force as possible. Last man standing wins.
A refusal results in automatic loss of argument.
An erection results in automatic expulsion from Yorkshire.

Carl: "..... I'm telling you, my wife's tits are far better than your Julie's plastic ones".
Wayne: "Bloody are not!"
Carl: "only 1 way to sort this out for good...I challenge you to Knob Conkers!"

by Lucas's Dad November 22, 2013

conked

to pass out or sleep

After the party, everyone conked out and didn't stay up past 2 am.

by DavidA January 30, 2006

Conker: Live and Reloaded

The upcoming title by Rareware. The creators from Banjo-Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64 and Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Conker: Live and Reloaded the remake of Conker's Bad Fur Day from the Nintendo 64. With re-vamped graphics, sounds, music, AI, and of course Xbox Live Gameplay. Exclusively to the Microsoft Xbox

Jim: "Want to go play Solitaire?"
Bob: "Hell no! I'd rather go play Conker: Live and Reloaded on Xbox Live!"

by Ryu Hayabusa July 3, 2004