Conk

Derived from Cock and Bonk, it means to hit, but lightly, like i hit ur mom.

I just conked that bitches skull in!

by kianasdudr January 6, 2022

Conk

A term meaning " Cunt " but in a politer more northan way

" Strözz your a fucking CONK "

by Jack-Lee June 4, 2021

Conk

To watch a stream by TryLeading on YoutTube

I want to conk out

by CrazyGuy125 September 14, 2025

Conk

A conk is what ever you want it to be

Want it to be the most disgusting things humanity has ever heard of? You can say it
Want it to be the kindest thing ever? Do it then, no ones stopping you.

example 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CONK, IT WASN'T MY FAULT HE LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF HIS DAUGHTER
example 2: Thank you, you conk. I really appreciate you being here.

by Adolf 'Osama' Bin Stalin January 28, 2023

Conked

Another way of saying cooked or baked when your on cloud 9 and your at school.

Person 1: Man im so conked right now.
Person 2: What tf does that mean?
Person 1: It’s another word for high
Person 2: Why don’t you just say baked?
Person 1: because we at school and i don’t want anyone knowing.
Person 2: Smart asf

by zootiebrownies1130 May 8, 2024

Conk

A British expression for a stupid person

Oy settle down ya fookin' conk.

by Scorpius90 March 4, 2024

Conk

Adj., when something is fuckin conk as hell

Shit Bae, your ass in that dress is conk as fuck

by minene69_69 March 23, 2024