Conk

A term meaning " Cunt " but in a politer more northan way

" Strözz your a fucking CONK "

by Jack-Lee June 4, 2021

Conked

"Conked" meaning the most scuffed thing you have seen.

basketball player: "Bro the 3 pointer was so conked"
Basketball player 2:" But did you see his layup that was so conked I couldn't believe he made that"

by Karen_killer_420 April 26, 2021

Conk

To watch a stream by TryLeading on YoutTube

I want to conk out

by CrazyGuy125 September 14, 2025

Conked

Another way of saying cooked or baked when your on cloud 9 and your at school.

Person 1: Man im so conked right now.
Person 2: What tf does that mean?
Person 1: It’s another word for high
Person 2: Why don’t you just say baked?
Person 1: because we at school and i don’t want anyone knowing.
Person 2: Smart asf

by zootiebrownies1130 May 8, 2024

Conk

Nickname for Iowa Hawkeye “fanatics”. Typically bandwagon fans who will root for the Iowa State Cyclones if they have a better “program”. This is a politically correct form of the term Cock Fanatics, an additional nickname for Hawkeye fans.

Bryce is such a conk. He literally bought a Tyrese Halliburton jersey like he was a fan when he played for the Cyclones.

by zZoDiiiACx February 8, 2024

Conk

A British expression for a stupid person

Oy settle down ya fookin' conk.

by Scorpius90 March 4, 2024

Conk

Adj., when something is fuckin conk as hell

Shit Bae, your ass in that dress is conk as fuck

by minene69_69 March 23, 2024