Congraduations

When you congratulate someone on their

Graduation.

Congraduations!

by EasyE! March 30, 2020

Congratmelations

1. Congratulations to myself
2. Telling yourself “well done!”

“You’re the first person who has ever made me laugh like that,” he said.

“Well, congratmelations then!” She joked.

by Scarla-Rose004 April 17, 2022

Congraduations

I first came up with this in the late 1960s.
I may, therefore, have originated it.

Congraduations on your Matriculation ! ! !

by Mets-Tie-Guy May 16, 2022

Conbragulations

A sarcastic response to someone bragging about an attainment as the result of luck.

Well my daddy will buy me any car I want.

- Conbragulations.

by apophis_dd July 6, 2022

Conflatulations

Conflatualations; expression of wonder over an extraordinarily trumpetious passing of wind from ones chocolate chambers, without the blotting of the under garment.

Conflatulations 'I say Dr Watson, that trouser trumpet was of a magnitude that would normally lay clay - Conflatualations old boy'

by Ravey Davey Gravy March 30, 2023

congratklarions

Celebratory phrase used in situations of accomplishment in recognition of an acquaintance, friend, or family member whom has otherwise been “down in the dumps”…such as with homelessness, unemployment, and/or a sexually transmitted itchy rash.

Congratklarions on the new job, Geoffrey! Now, perhaps, you can avoid a tent-city life of begging for adequate rash meds.

by Jakeson A. May 11, 2023

congratklarions

Celebratory phrase used in situations of accomplishment in recognition of an acquaintance, friend, or family member whom has otherwise been “down in the dumps”…such as with homelessness, unemployment, and/or a sexually transmitted itchy rash.

Congratklarions on the new job, Geoffrey! Now, perhaps, you can avoid a tent-city life of begging for adequate rash meds.

by Jakeson A. May 11, 2023