conflation

The perception of matter having a discrete origin in linear time and space having a discrete size due to the finite origin in time of light.

Conflation posits that space is infinitely large and matter is infinitely old; however it appears to the viewer that matter has a discrete origin point and space is discretely measurable.

by sandraxine September 15, 2018

conflake

The phenomenon that occurs every time you debate a conservative on a public forum and prove them wrong...they leave the conversation immediately.

"Hey, where did that conservative go? He didn't disprove my evidence like he said he would."
"Oh, he conflaked several minutes ago."

by modans55 July 12, 2017

Conflubulatorisation

Verb. The act of an entity becoming that with the same physical properties as flubber, through process of pasteurisation, possibly whilst being beaten with a decomposing trout. Upon completion of this action, flubber is formed.

"Dude...CONFLUBULATORISATION"

"Thats wobbly man, wobbly"

by MadMetal November 22, 2006

confabulous

having fabulous skills in wiining over others in negotiations; having confabulation skills.

The confabulous executive was able to convince the sriking workers to come back to work.

by uttam maharjan April 22, 2011

conflageration

A situation involving many unrelated things or people brought together at one time with disasterous results.

The Republican presidential race is a major screwed up conflageration of idiots. fuck up

by GeekyGirl104 October 29, 2015

Conflabolate

To engage contact with a goat in a virtual world.

I was trying to conflabolate the goat, but instinctively it levitated to avoid it's immanent doom.

by JoshDEWa October 21, 2008

conflabration

A cynical celebration of a disastrous human event

Osama Bin Laden held a conflabration in honor of the fall of The Twin Towers.

by Boss Brian May 4, 2009