cunilingus

A Definition that spooks Negro's
Techniqe employed to show her just how much she means to you,and to show her exactly how you feel.

Remembering the times Jenny told me, she has a head ache, or "to tired" I had
her lips spread apart,gently running my
tounge around her clit.When she was seconds from cumming,I stopped,and went to the strip bar.

by PhIl lIcKrsON September 25, 2003

Codelingus

A particularly malicious hack for its victims, codelingus involves manipulating the email communications or word processing programs of it's victims, in order to create chaos on the job or in personal relationships. For example, the victim may receive a strange request from their boss, follow through with the request, and then later find out their boss never sent the email. By the time the victim has a chance to print out the email, it is gone forever.

Other examples may include, pre- or post-dating documents, tagging documents as being saved by the victim, changing registries of application programs to make documents act a certain way, bloating documents with fake code so they take a long time to load, hacking chat and or other text logs to manipulate dialogue. Codelingus is one reason many folks still print out their emails, and take screen shots of documentation, in order to CYA.

Betty: OMG! This important document that we use as a company reference shows that I opened it, changed all the information to be incorrect, and then saved it on the shared drive. This is codelingus, and not the good kind! Good thing those monkeys were so into creating chaos for me THEY FORGOT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THAT SHARED DRIVE BACK THEN.

by literalgrrl December 2, 2011

cunnilingus mortem

Latin for "death by cunnilingus." When a girl finds her perfect lover, she is given cunnilingus by him until she passes out, which may possibly lead to death. This perfect lover is, of course, a mythical creature (like the unicorn).

"I just met my perfect lover."
"Really?"
"He sentenced me to cunnilingus mortem."
"Wow! Can I meet him?"
"No way. He's mine and I'm not sharing."
"Yeah, I didn't think he was real."
"A girl's gotta dream, doesn't she?"

by Cordolce April 19, 2013

Cake and Cunnilingus

Cake and Cunnilingus
Celebrated APRIL 14TH

Seriously though, C&C Day was invented as a response to STEAK AND JOB DAY!! a day in which MEN get the 'privilege' of showing their affection for their significant other by spending ludicrous amounts of time, money, and effort in showering them in gifts, dinners, shows, and various other things to show them just how special they are to us.

It's April 14th got my Cake And Cunnilingus

by Buddddddy May 2, 2014

cunnilingus

Eat Pussy....What black men refuse to do causing them lose their piece of ass. Sometimes the truth hurts.

I never be do dat cunnilingus cause that bitch had some serious stank down low and it bleed too.

by superlingus June 1, 2012

connlingus

stimulation of female vagina by lips, tongue during asexual intercourse to give fairsex orgasm

clitoris, vagina, connlingus, eating fussy, lovemaking

by rajendrawroter December 15, 2010

coonilingus

Performing oral sex on a black woman

He is an equal opportunity muff-diver. I once saw him perform coonilingus for 45 minutes.

by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008