Candida

One of the most intelligent absolutely gorgeous woman you will ever meet. She is a combination of sassy, bossy, and stubborn. A loyal friend to those that prove they are just as loyal. Very protective of those she loves. She is level headed and trustworthy. Her beauty and awesome attitude leads to many wanting to be in her life and those that have been in her life once never want to be without her.

Candida is somebody that I will never forget, if I had to be left in the world with just one person I would chose her.

I have never been loved as much as I had been by Candida.

by firefly2007 October 29, 2011

Cindia

A fantastic girl who is shy and quiet, but very sweet and extremely hot. In fact, most Cindia's are required to wear a warning label as follows:
Caution! Contents are hot!
If you ever meet a Cindia, count your lucky stars, because you just made a friend for life.

Cindia's so hot you can get a tan just by sitting next to her.

by howmanynamesdoihavetotry? February 5, 2010

indian air conditioning

leave your front door wide open all the time, what natives do to stay cool in the summer

indian air conditioning, stay cool without paying shit

by whitemanx June 28, 2008

candice

if you are in a conversation and happen to say this word without knowing this joke you are going to make a fool of yourself

Candice (can this) dick fit in your mouth

by dhar woman March 2, 2022

Candice

Known to give respect and get respect. A free spirit. Her brain is immaculate. Always has a plan B in life. Knows where to go or can find a way. confident full of love and a loyal friend. The girl next door. The girl thats one of the guys. Underestimated. Humble. A child of beauty. Gets away with almost anything. Great sense of humor and has ramp suit skin, hard to offend and slow to anger. Adventurous. She'll do it. Values her name. A reflection of awesome. full of light.

Damn that was awsome!!! Such a Candice move

by I n I September 10, 2010

sleeping condiments

Anything you sleep with or need to get to sleep. i.e.: Pillows, blankets, lingerie, teddy bears, blow up dolls, or blow up mattresses.

Don't forget to bring your sleeping condiments when you come for the fourth.

by MamaPea July 8, 2017

Condimental Divide

When you and your romantic partner, spouse, family member, or friend share opposing, strong opinions about a specific condiment, such as ketchup/catsup or mayonnaise.
-As coined by Mark Garrison on the podcast "The Sporkful".

Person 1: "You like Miracle Whip? Gross!"
Person 2: "No, mayo is gross; Miracle Whip is good."
Person 1: "We can't hang out anymore. I can't get over the Condimental Divide."

Person 1: "I dumped my girlfriend because she put ketchup on her hot dog. That's just WRONG!"
Person 2: "Another relationship destroyed by the Condimental Divide."

by JRadimus April 10, 2011