Compete in the African-American high-dive competition

Another way to say "take a poop."

"Could you hold on just a second? I have to go compete in the African-American high-dive competition."

by Jeff Hyde October 19, 2005

Are you giving any competitive exams this year?

Used to change the topic of discussion very subtly

Gf: How tf can you cheat on me with my own father??!!!
Me: Are you giving any competitive exams this year?
Gf: No

by Sweet lassi March 29, 2024

Dabo Competition

Somebody more chopped than Dabo himself

Bro, you can't call me chopped you're literally Dabo competition 💀

by anonymous July 13, 2025

Spitroast Competition

When you get spitroasted by two men and then they switch places so you suck the shit from your ass off of his dick. Then, when they are about to cum, they pull out and masturbate and see who can last longest. Once someone loses, they have to swap places with you and you keep doing that cycle over and over again until someone quits.

Guy 1: Hey, you wanna try a Spitroast Competition?
Guy 2: Hell no man! That's gay as hell!
Guy 3: Please? I'm desperate!

by ToofTu March 7, 2024

Competitive

Being more focused on victory, or the aspects like domination of an activity, than actual enjoyment of the activity for or by anybody else.

No wonder he/she wasnt thought of as fun to take to parties anymore by the people who once thought he/she was (some had never thought that he/she was fun to take anywhere or be around), he/she really thought of life as nothing but a competition, and had come up with spiritual answers to everything that other people didnt think were competition in life despite not really believing in any of the bullshit answers himself/herself. One thing a competitive person doesn't get is how much loss their is in a war that is considered won by the group that calls themselves the winners, they're too focused on the winning part to get it, despite claiming to be somehow deeper thinking than other people (depth is also no good if it turns into competitive bullshit). Focusing on something besides winning would actually cause them to look at negative things in themselves and other people and wonder if they're really such a winner that they claim to be, or whether it's just everybody else that is the bully, or the asshole, or the negative influence.

by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020

over-the-top competitive

When someone always wants to be the best or be on top of everything and everyone

Person 1 : Yo bro I'm better at skating than you!
Person 2 : Yeah bet

Person 3: omg he's like so over-the-top competitive!

by Humankiller16 February 2, 2022

Competitive Head

1) The act of giving head in a mind frame of being in a competition.

2) A term used to describe where rug burn like burns on the shins and needs may have came from.

This rug burn looks like i've been giving competitive head!

by Systemfx May 5, 2011