compassionate conservative

A mythical creature rumored to exist in the Washington D.C. area, yet no photographs exist, and physical evidence has ever been produced that would prove its existance.

See also: Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, UFO

5 year olds believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa, and the Easter Bunny, but even they know that the mythical Compassionate Conservative is bullshit.

by Brandon Ped. February 27, 2008

commishoner

To denote a man with extreme sexual prowess in charge of a 12 man fantasy baseball league consisting of 11 hetero's and one cock-craving homosexual (Jon McCocksucker).

Schlick is the most well know commishoner in the Bristol County Area.

by Schlicka May 15, 2010

Commissionectomy

When you're denied the commission you rightfully deserve.

Dan: "Hey Mike, did Bob pay you for that construction job you landed for him?"

Mike: "Nope, got the ole Commissionectomy."

by TowrPowr July 31, 2012

Commissionfag

Someone who hates those who won't give them money for their ridiculously steep prices.

I wanted to ask them for a picture, but I couldn't because I don't want to abuse my money, so the commissionfag ranted about me and blocked me.

by Yoyomom January 8, 2023

Cummission

Cummission. Masturbating on company time.

'I had a lovely time and the best thing was I was on Cummission' See also Wanking from home

by Zinadean November 20, 2020

Compassion fruit

A cute way for vegans to say passion fruit. Its mostly cute when vegans say it, but vegetarians and semi vegetarians can still say it cutely. It first can from a pun on a peta lip balm.

"I love purple compassion fruit!"
"I just brought compassion from lip balm from Peta."

by Compassion fruit October 4, 2008

Compassion

The highest form of human emotion.

An unteachable and unlearnable but natural human emotion that motivates you to go above and beyond to help the emotional, physical and mental pains of others.

To have sympathy for another person regardless of what your feelings or situations are.
People who are empaths are usually the people who naturally show compassion.

Signs that are the most Compassionate:
Pieces
Cancer
Libra
Virgo

Instead of yelling at the person that did you wrong, show that person compassion because you don't know what they are going through.
You shouldn't be so quick to judge, you could change the outcome of someone's life in a positive way just by showing someone compassion.

by Bountyfiveo July 17, 2021