The Second Coming

After you've taken a shit and are ready to leave the bathroom, you are struck with a crucifixion of your internal organs causing you to shit a second time and repeat the pooping process over again.

"I was about to leave the bathroom when all the sudden The Second Coming took place upon my bowels."

by Backhand Blasphemy January 1, 2017

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a figure of speech for popular or non popular people's disclosure of their secret obsession for Harry Potter.
The term comes from the well know phrase "coming out of the closet" which refers to a person revealing that they are gay/lesbian.
The "closet" part is replaced by "cupboard" because, as we know, Harry Potter lived in the "cupboard under the stairs" in the beginning of the book series.

I guess I'm finally coming out of the cupboard. I didn't really want people to know I was secretly obsessed with Harry Potter

by pmpknqueen October 7, 2010

Coming out of the Transporter

The acknowledgment of one's secret love for all things Star Trek.

GQMF 1 - I'm finally coming out of the transporter & getting a Trek tattoo!

GQMF 2 - Awesome, sci-five!

by annejmai November 24, 2010

ahenanre ptieol comjing

When a drunken fool tries to type "When are people coming" but it ends up looking like Latin

Drunk guy: "ahenanre ptieol comjing"

Girl: "Are you fucking hammered?"

by Josh's Hair March 8, 2019

True colors coming out

Someone coming out as homosexual. The colors coming out indicates the pride flag.

It’s nice to see Malik’s true colors coming out.

by JokesterIQ3076666 October 18, 2020

Coming out of the pantry

When someone comes out as pansexual.

Me: I have something to tell you. Ive decided to come out.
My mom: OMG youre gay?
Me: no im coming out of the pantry, not the closet.
Her: what?
Me:I'm pansexual

by Idontfuckpans March 20, 2020

thanks for coming out

1. This is said to someone or a group of people that loses a game and or an activity.
2. When someone has no clue of what they are talking about.
3. When someone achieves an epic fail.

The team lost 0 to 50 tell them I said "thanks for coming out".

by Joeyjofly💃 March 3, 2016