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The Coffee Club

When you out in town with your mates but you want to ditch them to go to Strip Club without letting them know
Im going back to hotel to have a coffee. Anyone else fancy joining me at The Coffee Club?
by Glennb July 10, 2020
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Coffee house

A place where beta males (soy boys) congregate.
"Did you see that Greg guy?"
"Yeah, he looks like he's a regular at the coffee house."
by SurreptitiousStacy March 10, 2018
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russian coffee

Russian coffee tastes like sunshine mixed with happiness.
And when I say sunshine I mean coffee.
And when I say happiness, I mean vodka
Man, I'm bored, I'm going to go make a Russian coffee or 6
by Scroblog January 18, 2005
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Coffee flavored coffee

Coffee that tastes like coffee. Doesn't tastes like hazelnut, vanilla, pumpkin spice or whatever. Coffee like it was meant to be.
From Denis Leary's Lock and Load:

Been in Dunkin' Donuts lately? The last bastion of coffee flavored coffee? It's gone. Forget about it. You walk in there now, there's people wearing berets, they're writing poetry on computers, there's a kid behind the counter: "Would you like a coffee kuhlata?"

Fuck no! www.blowme.com! Coffee Kuhlata -- what the hell is that all about? Man, when I was a kid, Dunkin Donuts had two things -- coffee, and donuts, and that WAS IT! You took the donut, you dunked it in the cofee, thus the fuckin title of the place! Duuuuuuuuuukin DONUTS!

That's all the had, donuts and coffee, nothing else, no ice, no napkins, no soda, no salt, no pepper, no parfait, no crousants, NOTHING! You walk in there now, there's soup flying around, people are eating finger sandwiches... They got donuts on display in a case, like relics from a former era, you know. 'Here's what we used to serve. We used to fry 'em up and sell them by the dozen, back in the 70's.'
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 6, 2008
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wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late
Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.
by Light Joker October 13, 2006
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coffeegasm

An orgasmic feeling brought on by consuming terrific coffee, which leaves one weak in the knees, reeling from the shock of it, and wanting so much more.
Oh, Oh dear, Kathleen, this coffee is fantastic, I may have just had a coffeegasm.

It is still under debate as to whether or not coffeegasms can be faked.
by James Switzer January 8, 2009
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Coffeespeak

1. The distinctive language only intelligible by coffee drinkers referring to method of preparation and sizing often confusing for noobs. All of which contributes to a lack of logical thinking.
2. A specific distinctive language that each individual coffee shop uses to describe sizes and drinks often in direct conflict with competitors coffeespeak. A deliberate intent to exploit with the aim of oppressing coffee drinkers.
Example 1: "short skinny wet cappuccino"= small, low fat, with milk light brown espresso drink with a foam on top.
Example 2: short= smallest tall=small grande= medium and venti= large.
Example 3: Don't demean me with your coffeespeak. I am new here and I don't want any doubleplusungood, I just want a cup of coffee with a shot of espresso in it. Mondo, adshot, whatever!

"It's a beautiful thing, the destruction of words."
by esau kessler February 21, 2008
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