Columbiana middle school

Columbiana middle school is a stupid school with bitches and many hoes. A lot of drama happens their. Especially stupid drama. If you go to this school you will probably get made fun of a lot. You will also get offered vapes or juuls. Many of the kids are rednecks and preppy kids. Also, don’t get on the principals nerves.

Person 1: what’s columbiana middle school
Person 2: a middle school with stupid kids and drama
Person 1: ohhhh okay, I’m not going their.

by Billy65 December 10, 2018

Soapy Columbus

When you poop in the shower.

Start taking a shower. Be too lazy to get out. Poop. This is known as a Soapy Columbus

by jaboc83 June 2, 2013

columbarium

(plural for columbaria) A vault containing places to put urns. The urns contain the dead.

For two years Cloe has been crying in my arms during hug time, and now she's dead, dead in the ground, dead in an urn, mausoleum, columbarium. -"Fight Club" by Chuck Palahniuk

by Matthew Terrace October 2, 2006

Columbia Heights Breakfast

A "Columbia Heights Breakfast" is when you break two eggs on her tittays, and attempt to scramble them with your chorizo sausage

Last night I brought a chic to my apartment, we fooled around, and in the morning I made her a Columbia Heights Breakfast. Them tits was amazing

by Angee Bear aka CH Enforcer September 2, 2009

Christopher Columbus

a bitch.

"hmm I wonder who Christopher Columbus is.."
"hes a bitch."

by anonymous November 10, 2021

culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.

His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.

by NCdubmixer November 21, 2009

Columbian Stiffy

When you wake up with a morning boner and you have to shit and pee at the same time, So you sit down to shyt but your morning boner wont fit into the toilet.

Friend: Yo, wheres your bathroom?
Me: In the back to the left.
Friend: Fool there is piss everywhere!!!
Me: I couldn't help it man... I had a Columbian Stiffy this morning!

by S3XU@L CH0C0L@T3 March 1, 2009