Colorado Thunderstorm

When having sex with a female and at the time of ejaculation she queefs which then ripples your balls.

Did you just pull the colorado thunderstorm on me.

by Cardog November 12, 2007

Colorado-ing

Climbing a pine tree as high as you can until it breaks, and then falling off with the top of the tree.

represent colorado by colorado-ing a tree in your state.

by yo-gigi January 7, 2010

Colorado Raincoat

The act of urinating into someone's hat and then placing it upon their head. Dousing them in your urine, mimiking a downpoar of rain.

"He slowly squeezed his bladder. The urine flow dribbled out his untamed urethra and splashed the hat with it's mighty yellow ferocity. He quickly set the drenched urine soaked headwear upon her soft, conditioned hair.
As she writhes in yellow pleasure the urine slowly drips down her face. Quenching her dry, parched lips.
He slowly took a step back, gazing with pride.

"Textbook Colorado Raincoat!"

by Rapeimus Prime August 8, 2009

colorguard

an amazing sport, yes it is a sport, which incorporates dance, aerobics, gymnastics, drill, and also spins different weapons like rifle and sabre, also flags. the colorguard is an excessive feature to the marching band in the field season and just helps them boost their visual effect scores. the true competition lies in winterguard (see wgi) they compete in different divisions and the very best ones take it all the way to nationals.

if your high school's cheerleading and dance teams were any good, why don't they compete internationally like the school's winterguard? that's what i thought

the colorguards are like a family, they spend hours upon hours to have the perfect practice. so you hear colorguard girls are fat? you're completely wrong. that might have been the case ages back, but winterguard has evolved. the members of the guards are in completely tip top shape and working out is even a part of their practice. the guys on the team, some may be gay, but some are not, either way, they are major contributions to the team and they are always amazing!

i'm sure you haters out there would not even survive one practice of winterguard

some guys: what's going on in here
spectator: it's a colorguard/winterguard competition
some guys: damnnnnn, look at those girls, how come we never knew of this sport before

by jjjjjjjjjjj February 21, 2008

colorguard

1.)The most amazing, breathtaking experience ever!
2.) what real dancers do
3.) you make friends for life!!

I wish I were as cool as the PVHS colorguard

by acacia July 18, 2006

RC Colorado

The type of car you would expect to see dropping kids off to a soccer game but instead will tear the door off a porsche 911. The mighty 4jj1 engine will easily reach 500,000km with the only weak part of the car being the cvs and steering arm , which are weaker than a 9 year olds arm.

V8 owner: "Yo look at this lil bitch i would smash him in a race"
RC Colorado owner: *blows doors off v8*
V8 owner: *cricket noises*

by PoZZyy February 14, 2019

Colorado Steamer

The Art Of Defecating On Your Lovers Chest While Having Sex In The Snow

While Have Sex Out Side In The Snow John Decided To Warm His Partners Chest With A Colorado Steamer There For Doing His Version of The Cleavland Steamer In The Rocky Mountains In COLORADO

by El Lechero401 March 29, 2010