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collista

she is probably a small girl with a loud mouth she’s sometimes friendly but always has an attitude she can be shy at first but when you get to know her she’s a very funny and goofy
collista why are you so quiet ?
by amelie goat March 26, 2023
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collinate

n. the act of colonizing a territory solely with one’s own offspring. Coined by Ricky Hayberg from the YouTube channel Internet Today in reference to Elon Musk’s expressed desire to fill Mars with Musk’s own sperm.
Elon is trying to collinate Mars … with his own children that he is spawning.
by batterology July 18, 2024
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collosal fart

"Caseoh had a huge collosal fart and exploded the solar system."
by kayhasnobrain January 15, 2025
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Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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Stereo Collision

When two or more parties attempt to drown out each others music.
I had a stereo collision last night. I cant believe i lost to those backstreet boys...
by chewseph September 21, 2010
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Peter Collis

To fail at an amazingly easy task, or (in contrast) to succeed in an amazingly difficult one. Mostly refers to sports.

Generally said whilst tapping one's nose or raising arms at a 90degree angle triumphantly.
1 - Two blokes are playing billiards. Bloke 1 has the 8 ball a centimetre from the top right pocket.

Bloke 1: You might as well cough up that $10 now, mate.
*Bloke 1 buggers up the shot*
Bloke 1: I can't believe I did that.
Bloke 2: That's a Peter Collis *taps nose* if I ever saw one.

2 - Two blokes are playing golf.

Bloke 1: Oh man, I'm getting slaughtered here. I hate this hole.
*Bloke 1 hits a hole in one*
Bloke 1: HA! PETER COLLIS! *raises arms triumphantly*
by zibzabzob January 18, 2011
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Prison Collision

A slang term for anal rape which is widely related to non-consensual sex by male prison inmates.
Did you hear about Matt? He was roofied at the gay bar and last night, and Adam gave him a "Prison Collision".
by Nontipical April 21, 2017
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