What a Kentucky Fried Chicken employee often calls the Winston Collectramatic; the small pressurised deep fat fryer used for Original Recipe chicken.
by Telephony January 24, 2011
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Known for:
- Hippy Scientists
- Gay Scientists
- Hippy Gay Scientists
- Weed. Lots and lots of weed.
- 'Human Ecology' (cries in skepticism)
- No or limited straight girls. Sorry straight boys! You should probably become gay too.
- The highest gender fluidity ever measured on a college campus
- Haunted Places all over campus
- Extraordinarily very kind people.
- OOPs (Outdoor Orientation Program tripS) -> best highlight of freshman year
- Shit like 'nutritional yeast' aka nooch.
- Traditions like the Bar Island Swim
- Research Islands in the Gulf of Maine
- A Deer that limps
- Overflow of community emails everyday.
- Raccoon Taxidermies.
- UNIQUE student housing:
1. BT- L.S.D (Liquor Sex Drugs) BT has it all.
2. Cottage - Cute house. So cute that even the wifi gets shy when it enters cottage rooms and stops working
3. Carriage - Basically cottage, but with its own motherfucking wifi. Also has a bathtub.
4. Seafox- Crazy Noisy Haunted House with too many people walking naked.
5. Village - 'Eco Ghetto' like a professor would say. People here take dumps in the best toilets at coa.
6. Peach - scandals of all kinds happen here sometimes.
Known for:
- Hippy Scientists
- Gay Scientists
- Hippy Gay Scientists
- Weed. Lots and lots of weed.
- 'Human Ecology' (cries in skepticism)
- No or limited straight girls. Sorry straight boys! You should probably become gay too.
- The highest gender fluidity ever measured on a college campus
- Haunted Places all over campus
- Extraordinarily very kind people.
- OOPs (Outdoor Orientation Program tripS) -> best highlight of freshman year
- Shit like 'nutritional yeast' aka nooch.
- Traditions like the Bar Island Swim
- Research Islands in the Gulf of Maine
- A Deer that limps
- Overflow of community emails everyday.
- Raccoon Taxidermies.
- UNIQUE student housing:
1. BT- L.S.D (Liquor Sex Drugs) BT has it all.
2. Cottage - Cute house. So cute that even the wifi gets shy when it enters cottage rooms and stops working
3. Carriage - Basically cottage, but with its own motherfucking wifi. Also has a bathtub.
4. Seafox- Crazy Noisy Haunted House with too many people walking naked.
5. Village - 'Eco Ghetto' like a professor would say. People here take dumps in the best toilets at coa.
6. Peach - scandals of all kinds happen here sometimes.
Alex- What's up girl, where do you go for college?
Elliot - Hello, ever heard of College of the Atlantic? Also, my name is Elliot and I use they them pronouns.
Alex- Ooo, sorry my bad. You go to COA? Well me too! Hi I'm Alex, and I use she her pronouns.
Elliot - Hello, ever heard of College of the Atlantic? Also, my name is Elliot and I use they them pronouns.
Alex- Ooo, sorry my bad. You go to COA? Well me too! Hi I'm Alex, and I use she her pronouns.
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A magical place where it is rumored that learning takes place, although to those who enter it is often described differently afterward, as a beatiful land in which beer flows in amber currents next to a golden pasture, where virgins lie naked with gentle smiles upon their calm, inviting faces; but more precisely, a Shangri-La rite of passage into adulthood which involves rampant consumption of alcoholic beverages, flagrant and promiscuous sexual behavior, and a general and fundamental disregard for any form of responsibility by its habitants.
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