stink cigarette

When a person asks someone for a cigarette and the cigarette holder doesnt not want to give one out. Revenge is then sought. The holder then puts potential bum cigarette filter end up his butt hole in a hidden fashion and then hands it off.

Erick: "Yeah. Sure have a cig you jerk."
Chris:"Dude. Is this a stink cigarette?"

by elhal October 3, 2013

left handed cigarette

A left handed cigarette is marijuana.

It can also be a non-sensical phrase said just to be ironic.

"you got any more left handed cigarettes?"
"No, the cop took them all."

I need a left handed cigarette to go with my left handed beer bottle.

by Jana November 16, 2004

Cheyenne Cigars

A really cheap brand of cigarette/cigars that have alot of different flavors and have good tasting cigarettes.

Person #1: Are you smoking those cheyenne cigars?

Person #2: Yeah. They are cheap as hell and they taste good.

Person #2: Also it's better than paying seven dollars for a pack of niggaports.

by BakerOrDie123 September 20, 2009

marijuana cigarette

Another term for a joint. Usually used by people who have never smoked pot before.

Hey, Geraldine, I saw some hoodlums smoking those funny marijuana cigarettes behind our house yesterday.

by jigglyjugs October 27, 2011

Bondi Cigar

Usually found in the waters of Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia, the Bondi Cigar is excrement, usually human, that inhabits the waters seeking out victim swimmers to bump into. The excrement usually resembles a brown cigar, hence the name, although a wide variety of shapes and sizes have been known to exist. Swimming into one of these cigars is usually an unpleasant experience and can leave the victim in a state of shock. Bondi Cigars are usually serial offenders who prowl the Sydney waterways looking for unsuspecting interstate/international tourists which to assault.

That said, there is a large market for the extreme-sport of "Hunting the cigar" where thrillseekers track the cigars and break them up (usually by squashing them with their hands).

Squire Dinkling Chodeworth, an unsuspecting British tourist, was assaulted by a gang of 15 Bondi Cigars whilst swimming in Sydney Harbour. Dinkling died due to drowning, as a result of the shock of this incident.

Marl came to Australia with the purpose of hunting the Cigar. He wished to take one home and put it up as a trophy on the wall.

by Miguel222 November 5, 2005

cigargoyle

A gargoyle smoking a cigar.

Good thing that cigargoyle is made of stone or it might get lung cancer.

by Robopoet February 19, 2006

going to get cigarettes

When someone says this, it usually means they've bailed on you.

Popularized in the sitcom Married with Children, when Peggy's relatives from Wanker County went to "get cigarattes" and left Seven behind, for good.

Inbred redneck couple: "We're going to get cigarettes."
Al: "Shit!"

by DirkD January 24, 2007