cocaine

The reason I don't have a father

Because of cocaine, the male who injected sperm in my mother, or my father, left me to rot. Not even child support money

by Llamalady November 18, 2004

Cum Cocaine

While having sex, pull your cock out of your partner and proceed to ejaculate on a flat surface. Your partner snorts the cum like a sweet line of cocaine.

That bitch took a line of my cum cocaine after I fucked her ass.

by Bert M December 10, 2007

Cocaine Fairy

The Cocaine Fairy is a fairy that visits children at night and sprinkles Cocaine on their heads or bed. The next morning, they become teenagers. She has an ragged appearance with a dark cape and STD's, but she can mostly be recognized by her slit open mouth that stretches across her face. The mouth will usually be filled with cocaine or pills. If she visits you and you see her, do not be alarmed, your death will be instant.

Child: Mom, I was visited by the Cocaine Fairy last night.

Mom: WHAT!? Timmy have you been hitting up drugs?!
Child: MOM, SHUT UP! I can do what I want. :P
Mom: GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM!
Child: GO TO HELL!!!!!

by Harjukleflop August 13, 2010

Meth and cocaine put together

When something is so awesome, there is no word or phrase but this one to describe the awesomeness of the 'thing'

"Guy 1: Did you see the new episode of Spongebob last night?"
"Guy 2: Yeah man, it was like meth and cocaine put together!"

by Brickyjinx September 29, 2013

Cocaine Sexin

A term originated in Toronto, Canada that is used to describe sex that is highly addictive.

Engaging in sex that is not acceptable by others.

Engaging in intercourse falling victim to uncontrollable urges

First went public on the release of Xpense's "Cocaine Sexin" video.

"I missed work because of that Cocaine Sexin last night"

"Cocaine Sexin will make em fall in love"

by Sperminatoration October 8, 2011

Cocaine

The Good whiteeeeeeeee stuff... NUMMY in ma TUMMY!!!!!!

cocaine = happy powder

Pros:

tastes like sugar

smells good
Cons:

The faster you snort it the better it feels but the shorter it lasts and vice-versa

can cause cardiac arrest and may lead to pulling a Juice Wrld

by TheDoggoDude November 12, 2020

Cockaine

Jizz on a table the sunlight has access to, wait for the liquid to evaporate and snort the powder/ gunk remains.

Dude, I was totally fucked off my head on cockaine the other day! I think I feel them moving inside.

by AvengedSevenfold. May 25, 2010