cockscreen

By analogy with sunblock and sunscreen (assuming sunblock deflects the sun's rays and sunscreen absorbs them), a cockscreen does not block cock, she absorbs it. Thus, you are not completely blocked from the friend, but may have to sleep with the cockscreen first to get through.

"That girl Dana there is being a total cockblock for her hot friend Jennifer!"

"Nah, she's just a cockscreen. Give her some lovin' and you'll get through, trust me."

by Mike Westvleteren September 1, 2007

cockis

A cock that at erected size is considered large, but unerected is a 1 incher.

When David P. was boning me i thought he was huge, until i later peeked on him in the toilet and saw that he had a cockis.

by eneman September 22, 2004

Fucking Cockass

Word used as an insult towards another individual.Originated from Jack Black.

Fred - Hey bill did you get me some of those Cheese Munchies?
Bill - No man sorry i forgot
Fred - You Fucking Cockass!

by Linearvermin owns the world September 4, 2008

Cockasaurus

A man with a very large penis almost the size of the Willis Tower, could be called Big Willie.

That guy is a cockasaurus. No way! What!

by Cockstain23 December 11, 2009

Cockasborg

A smorgasborg of cocks, hense smorgASBORG cockASBORG

Sandy had a cockasborg last night, she had her main plate; jizz.

by irish_patato December 6, 2010

Cocks to the rocks

A term meaning to go to the extreme and give it your all. To go above and beyond 100%. Derived from the saying, "pedal to the metal".

Instead of putting the pedal to the floor, you're using your cock to the maximum. The "rock" comes from the saying, "lets rock!"

"We're gonna head out to the clubs tonight and put THE COCKS TO THE ROCKS!"

"Dude, just put the cocks to the rocks and ask her out already."

"I studied all day and night for my exam. I'm gonna kill it! Cocks to the rocks!"

by Rattattack January 25, 2013

cockscrew rollercumster

Having sex or masturbating while riding a roller-coaster. You must climax during a corkscrew.

Person 1: Dude You missed it, I totally just pulled a Cockscrew Rollercumster
Person 2: Do It again!

by Roc271 August 21, 2013