The act of aiding one's chances of getting laid, pussy, vag, bj, boobies, hj, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and/or 4th base; can be done through performing self-reputable acts or boasting on someone else.
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Thank you for leaving the dorm last night, homie, that was a total cockboost with Morgan Adams.
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by FootballGeek1990 November 2, 2009
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Noun
Plural noun : cockhogs
A type of woman Indigenous to the central highlands of Maine and known for their insatiable appetite for any and all penises. Some have even had their ear canals surgically altered giving them the ability to accept more penises into their body. Common occupations of these women include but are not limited to; pet groomer, bar tender, paving flagger and of course, hair dresser. Cockhogs are so popular that they’re celebrated annually on or around Thanksgiving Day.
Noun
Plural noun : cockhogs
A type of woman Indigenous to the central highlands of Maine and known for their insatiable appetite for any and all penises. Some have even had their ear canals surgically altered giving them the ability to accept more penises into their body. Common occupations of these women include but are not limited to; pet groomer, bar tender, paving flagger and of course, hair dresser. Cockhogs are so popular that they’re celebrated annually on or around Thanksgiving Day.
“I am not leaving the woods early, drive all the motherfucking way into Dover just to sit down and eat Thanksgiving suppah across from that fucking Cockhog “ exclaimed Dave Prebble.
by Bigbrothathunda!!! November 22, 2018
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by Cockhog June 29, 2019
Get the Cockhog mug.when a women puts an erect penis into a hotdog bun that she has filled with ketchup and mustard, and giving the man a blowjob while eating the bun and conduments from around his aroused penis.
by brenden alley November 8, 2005
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