cockswangling

When you violently masturbate with your penis, sometimes even leading to mutilation.

I had to go to the hospital because I was cockswangling.

His cockswanglation lead to his transplant.

You should never cockswangle.

by Captain Drunk Pirate Snorty May 2, 2014

cockspander

Any implement the primary use for which is lengthening and/or widening the male member.

"Biff bought his bad self a nifty cockspander with all the bells and whistles."

by madlane September 9, 2016

cockslanging

When one whips there cock around while urinating, causing urine to spread everywhere

“Yesterday I was cockslanging and some piss went in my mouth”

by Bootyconsumer16 November 27, 2017

Cocksmack

The alienator aka Quweefer.. Thinks his shit doesn't stink and accusses you of doing what he is best at.... But doesn't know what he did so wrong.... Snatches kids..

"I don't know.... What did I do???" Says the cocksmack

by StarSmAsh April 29, 2021

cocksmack

The act of giving head whilst laying down; where one partner in a sexual scenario lays down and the other places their cock onto the other's mouth, repeatedly pounding them.

"Dude, what's your favorite position?"
"Any, as long as I'm getting cocksmacked!"

by LoadingNickel79 June 11, 2022

cockslangdong

The middle between cock and dong is slang. If you slang it you bang it. ¿Por que? Because you can.

Damn that boy is a hell of a cockslangdong. Cauch-sla-ngu-dong

by Cockslangdong creator June 18, 2022

Cockman

The last name of only the most elite mother fuckers on earth. Tough, durable, and won’t back down from challenges. Typically known for drawing in the worlds bad luck and dealing with it like a boss. The weight of this name is a heavy one, passed down from generation to generation, yet the pride that stands with it is double.

“ hey, y’all heard Tommy got into a fight again?”

“ yeah man, I’ll take him on anytime.”
“ nah, not me bro, I don’t fuck with those Cockman’s”

by Kay47g July 12, 2023