cockstand

This is what happens to adolescent boys when they sit around doing nothing.

A cockstand is an erection that happens throughout puberty due to the large amounts of androgens floating around the teenager's body. A cockstand can only be remedied by masturbation.

During English class, Missy notices Stephen has what it seems like a hard object sticking up on the frontal section of his pants. Fraught with curiosity Missy asks:
Missy: What's that sticking up on Stephen's pants?
Derrick: He's got a cockstand Missy. (The whole class laughs).

by Lorindel February 6, 2010

cockstopper

A guy or girl that initiates sex then won't give it up. tease

I was so horny last night , and Michael was being a stupid cockstopper.

by Your Mom November 27, 2004

Cockstacking

A fun game in which you have a group of men from largest to smallest sit on each others lap having their erect penis inserted into the next gentleman's rectum with the largest person being on the bottom so that he acts like the base of a tree. From there the next largest gentleman would sit on the lap of the "base" with the base's erect penis in the rectum of the next largest so that he is locked in place. This act will continue until the smallest person climbs to the top like the star on a Christmas tree.

Hey guys I have a great idea! Let's do some cockstacking and see how high we get!

by Surfnpuff August 27, 2011

Davy Cockett

The act of firing your love musket on her face, followed by her screaming "Remember the Alamo!"

Did you and Susan have a good time last night?


Yeah, we fooled around for a while and then I gave her a good ol' fashion Davy Cockett.

by everything's bigger in texas April 20, 2009

Cockfetus

A fetus who cannot get enough cock.

Jane: Man, my unborn child is such a cockfetus.
Katey: Mine too.

by Matt Turnbull October 28, 2006

cockstar

A bad-ass who is a natural when it comes to rock star attitude and behavior.

Nikki Sixx

by mj August 14, 2003

cockletwat

Cock-L'-Twat n. (also verb, i.e. cockletwatery- the act of being a cockletwat). A cockletwat is a typically person whose reluctance to perform an action makes them both disagreeable (cock, see dick) and timid (twat, see pussy.)

Dude, c'mon. Stop being such a cockletwat. Let's go to that party instead of staying in tonight.

by p8ntbol18 January 1, 2008