Cockgobbler

A Cockgobbler is when a Turkey is impregnated by a redneck Jew boy. Resulting in a new species of Turkey being born with a hunger for man meat, also know as Cock, Penis, Dick, Willy, Pecker, Tally Wacker.

What the fuck is with that Cockgobbler at work he won't stop staring at my dick and licking his lips.

by Sly Baloney November 22, 2017

cockwobble

Cockwobble is a word used when a girl goes to sit down on your Penis and misses making it wobble

Oh shit that cockwobble hurt

by Howsitgoing123 January 19, 2017

cocknobbin

rubbin the head of the cock on a woman clit

i was cocknobbin her before i even slide it in.

by ROG March 2, 2004

cockgoblin

when trading and you have a sizable profit under your belt, the cockgoblin is the small green/grey freak who will gobble your profits and your dignity in the blink of an eye...

"That fuck Trichet has started speaking, and the cockgoblin has has stolen my money.... fuck you cockgoblin"

"Oh Cockgoblin, you gobbled all of my profits yesterday, I have no more left to give..."

(To the tune of MC Hammer) "Stop.... Gobble Cock"

by windy miller May 14, 2006

cockgobbler

one who voraciously dines on cock and will make your shaft look like the shiny and waxed eggroll it was destined to be.

You are a damn good cockgobbler, Mom.

by Beotch December 6, 2003

Cockwobble

When you shag a woman with a monster pussy, you wobble your cock to touch the sides

I had to do a cockwobble to touch the sides

by Barry Vulva March 7, 2020

cockgobbling goblin

The absolute peak of being a fucking twat.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA you cockgobbling goblin

by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016