cockadoodledickinmyass

When you hit the "YEET" but you realized that meme has been dead for years and then you fall down the stairs and get a breadstick stuck up your urethral hole.

Decklan: How was your day?

Bobby: Shit, I just cockadoodledickinmyass again.

by Hugh-Mungus Cock November 17, 2016

cockaloof

a bit of flesh bunting which is in another word for penis

jonny has got his cockaloof out

by Boom quisha January 28, 2018

Cockadoodledo

The action of a verb/noun expressing the act of drawing or writing with the help of one's penis on a surface, preferably snow.
Often misunderstood to be the sound produced by roosters.

Noun - I drank too much beer, it's time for a cockadoodledo under the stars.
Verb - What are you cockadoodledoing on your bedsheets? Maps of Europe?

by HiraetHome December 20, 2018

Cockadoodledoo

The sound farmers hate to wake up to so they grab their shotgun, put in their mouth, and shoot.

Cockadoodledoo!

Farmer:Shut up you settle shit *POW*

by Little-Idiot December 31, 2018

cockadoodlenoodle

When a male wakes up with lack of morning wood.

God damnit linda, I can’t fuck this morning.. I have a case of the cockadoodlenoodle.

by Tater-teeth March 11, 2019

Cockspooning

When a couple are spooning & the man behind lies with his cock inserted in his partners vagina or anus.

" I love cockspooning with my girlfriend, I just put my cock inside her & let it soak while we fall asleep!"

by Crixxus June 2, 2020

cockadoodledoo

doodle to face

ohmy, he's just cocked a doodle to the face,

cockadoodledoo

by Amunny June 25, 2020