Clocks

A problem. Used in the same sense as "beef".

"What, man, you got clocks?"

by aMILLERd January 11, 2007

clocked

The past tense of clock. To clock means to punch someone; mostly in the face.

The crazy moms clocked the skaters in the face during a skate park argument.

by Yad ecin a evah July 09, 2015

clocking

the art of fucking someone in the japseye

harry was caught clocking chris

by bigdogbellos December 14, 2011

clocked

to be hit over the head by ones clock in a fit of rage. see also clock.

she clocked me good, I ended up in hospital. (true story!)

by craig November 25, 2004

clocked

Absolutely and completely incredible. Used as a replacement for Dank/Dialed/Sweet which were stolen and overused by popped-collar faggots and illiterate word-whores. Anyone who tries to be clocked, automatically
"un-clocks" themselves. You either have it, or you don't.

"Dude, that hat is clocked"
"Shayne tries waaaaaay too hard to be clocked....and fails....."

by Iaaaaaannnnnn September 25, 2007

Clocks

Clocks are annoying little beings on a place called Newgrounds.com.Led by Strawberry Clock,These mangy beasts will annoy you with there "Speakonia" Voices and So on and so Forth.

PowermadClock is a dillhole,Justl ike the rest!

by Christopher Eloi Redrano November 26, 2004

clocked

clocked mean's you chopped/trash/beat someone.

guy 1: hey man did you see that race between the h2r motobike and the formula 1 car ?

guy 2: no man who won?
guy 1: the H2R clocked it bro.

by going around. September 25, 2018