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Being Chobby

Being Chobby - (verb) The act of embodying the characteristics and behaviors of an individual known for an inflated sense of self-importance, lack of talent, and delusional beliefs.

To be Chobby is to exhibit an astonishing inability to gather a substantial following or achieve notable success despite investing an embarrassingly long period of time. Similar to the struggle to amass even a modest number of followers, being Chobby involves persistently falling short of goals while maintaining an unwarranted belief in one's greatness.

Furthermore, being Chobby often entails residing in a less-than-ideal living environment, resembling a rundown shelter or dilapidated dwelling. Financial circumstances may result in a limited wardrobe, characterized by a preference for plain white t-shirts. Additionally, Chobby individuals may be inclined to wear cheap sunglasses from discount stores and outdated headphones reminiscent of bygone eras.

Another notable aspect of being Chobby is possessing a vocal timbre that resembles that of a prepubescent child, regardless of one's actual age.
"Imagine spending a decade perfecting the art of being Chobby, only to end up with a YouTube channel boasting a whopping total of 10 subscribers, two of whom are your mom and your pet goldfish."
by Patreon.com/SavageMedia November 5, 2023
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