clodhopper

large ungainly foot wear weilded in a heavy, uncoordinated fashion.

I dont think we need the clodhoppers on the seat, do we?

by Bonnie Esposito July 2, 2006

Clod

A stupid shit.

That clodover there is eating his breakfast backwards!

by Rohan November 16, 2003

cled

verb. the act of severely beating someone with an insulin pump.

"benji, if you make one more diabetes joke, i'm funna cled the shit out of you!

by rileymoore July 4, 2008

Clod

The worst insult ever to a gem, nothing tops it.

“YOU CLOD”

- Peridot (Stevens Universe)

by SamHolen March 21, 2023

durf clod

Durf Clod: Similar to dingleberries but found in the durf region. Commonly occurs when you wipe from back to front.

1. While manscaping, my razor suddenly jammed full of durf clods.

by Chuck Norris the 3rd December 2, 2007

clod

1. A hardened mass of dirt.
2. A person who would have to learn ettiquette just to elevate himself to the title of hardened mass of dirt.
3. A popular French given name.

It hasn't rained in weeks, look at all those clods!

Some clod sped through the puddle and splashed mud all over my suit!

Clod DeBussy was a good composer!

by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003

Cleadirty

Article of clothing you've taken off after wearing for a short period of time. The item isn't clean, so you don't mix it with your clean clothes, and not dirty enough to put in the wash. The clothing usually gets hung up on a hook behind the door or draped over a piece of unused exercise equipment in the bedroom.

I barely wore it, it's "cleadirty". When you have more than one item together you have a "cleadirty pile".

Probably not a term you will use if your mom still does your wash.

by Gogo Frank July 27, 2012