Cleaning The Windows

The act of a lonely male in his teen years using paper towels and lubricant to relieve his horniness for a little while longer. AKA Jackin' off

Andrew was cleaning the windows.

by a_lonely_boy July 27, 2012

Cleaning The Fish

Cleaning the fish is the act of using the mouth, lips, and tongue to stimulate the female genitals, usually to bring to orgasm or as foreplay.

Jeff went over to Angela's place to clean the fish. Cleaning the fish is best when the vagina is shaved.

by HugeBonerInMyPants April 21, 2008

teeth cleaning

The act of having your teeth deeply cleansed by the scrubbing bubble action of millions of tiny sperm.

syn: blow job, sucking off, eating tube steak

Mrs. Wagner's teeth look nasty, even after the teeth cleaning Ralph gave her in 10th grade.

by zeewoof June 29, 2006

cleaning your book

to go through your facebook page a delete all the "friends" you haven't contacted since they added you as a friend

Your're cleaning your book today? Your friends list will be cut in half.

by DaMaxEPad January 17, 2011

Cleaning the Nasty Zebra

When you have sex in the shower with a girl on her hands and knees with her butt up and her ear on the floor and she gets an ear infection the next week.

Matt:Did you hear Randy was "Cleaning the Nasty Zebra" with Taylor!?

Dylan: ha what! omg thats great!

by Muhamed Mclovin May 26, 2011

house cleaning

shit that doesn't do itself

I need to get starting on my house cleaning.

by bethv66 January 17, 2009

Cleaning the kitchen

aka Rim Job


The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.

"Damn, Sheila, you're one ugly chick. But when you're cleaning the kitchen you're fine as fuck!"

by lick a lotta spokes October 13, 2004