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Clark kids

Despite originating on the planet Earth, Clark kids are actually a species of alien. They have achieved this by chiefing so much that their territory, Clark Park, has actually spiritually ascended to the astral plane. They practice an ascetic lifestyle mirroring European monks they call "fiending", which consists of relying, to varying degrees, on other people's weed and food to survive.

The average Clark kid greetings are "who need loud" or "u tryna match?". These are both expressions conveying benevolence in Clark kid culture, as well as social status markers. Social status among Clark kids is determined by quantity of marijuana, similar to how some cultures associate social status with the size of their cattle herd. Traditional Clark kid clothing is a hoodie, pants, and some dirty ass Vans. Some traditional Clark activities include boxing, playing music, stealing from other Clark kids, and ghosting blunts.
Among Clark kids, the words 'bet' , 'merch', and 'facts' all mean 'yes'.
by soberboy63 December 11, 2018
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Clank

when a girl or boy is being a hoe or talking to multiple people.
man brodie drop that hoe she a clank ong.
its a clank world
by ghettobraattt November 6, 2020
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cotton casket

1. A name for a "dutch oven".

-When two people are lying in bed and one of them farts, then pulls the blanket over the others head.
After sex lastnight, my husband put me in a cotton casket. Bastard!
by Deedubyah April 27, 2011
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Alan Clark

To have sex with the mother and the daughters in a family. Not at the same time.

Named after the British Conservative MP Alan Clark, who admitted to the said act. Afterwards he said, "I deserve to be horse whipped".
Those Middletons are all hot. I would definitely do an Alan Clark there.
by GreenStreet7 May 25, 2011
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Steve Clark

Steven Maynard Clark or Steve Clark was one of the original guitarist from the ever popular hard rock band Def Leppard. Clark wrote many popular Def Leppard song including "Bringing on the heartbreak", "Photograph","Lady Strange", "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and many more. He is easily one of the most underated guitarist that ever existed. Sadly, he spend most of his time off stage drinking an later died in 1991 from alcohol poisoning at the age of 30.
Man 1; Which guitarist got you into playing guitar?

Man 2 ; Steve Clark
by Crashy873 June 25, 2016
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PEZ Clank

The act of shoving a piece of PEZ candy in your dick hole and pee it out, thereby hearing an audible clank in the toilet.
“Dang, I thought I had kidney stones, but nah, I was just PEZ clanking.”
by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021
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Clanker

An individual who aligns themselves with the ideology that machines are superior to biological entities. as opposed to Darwinism, the belief that biology is superior to industry. A Clanker nation focuses on industrial productivity, using machines to do manual labour and fighting. Though not pretty, Clanker armies are tougher than Darwinist armies, as steel can withstand more than flesh.

Clanker armies use armored walkers, ranging from small scouting units no bigger than horses to massive land-ships that rival their naval counterparts. Of course that also means Clankers are adept in using similarly industrial technologies, such as Tesla cannons and internal combustion engines.

In the novels by Scott Westerfield, the Central Powers nations of Germany, Austria-Hungary, and the Ottoman Empire are exclusively Clanker. the only known hybrid nation mentioned is America, which uses both Clanker and Darwinist machines to suit whatever role it feels best.
a Clanker Nation is one where heavy industry and machines are the dominant economic and military force:

the 1914 Kaiser-Reich German Empire is a Clanker Nation, using such machines as the Dreadnought class SMS Beowulf, a landcruiser decorated with 10 17 inch cannons.
by Yuri Drakonov August 23, 2011
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