clark the canadian hockey goalie

a great sterotypical video on youtube about canadian hockey players playing baseball. great canadian vocabulary including u fricken hoser, and what are you talking aboot.

clark the canadian hockey goalie says, "u fricken hoser"

by boots13 March 22, 2009

Clark circle

The act of a group of men forming a circle or a ring while performing anal sex on each other. The group of men create a circle while penetrating each other anally. This typically requires five or more standing participants engaging in a ring of anal sex.

The amount of butterscotch created from the Clark circle was unfathomable.

The gay men were covered in fecal matter after participating in a clark circle.

by Systolic January 9, 2006

Clark Pike

(v.) Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, career, affairs of the heart etc. Person who exemplifies these traits.

Stop acting like that you're acting like Clark Pike

by WildFrito October 31, 2015

clark kent

leaving without your clothes, in a hurry

my wifes boyfriend busted a clark kent when I came home early.

by yogaknot October 6, 2008

Clark Time

The process of wanting to spend quality time with someone then just walking away.

Melissa said I came down to spend Clark Time with you but in reality she just walks away.

by Mother Denise October 31, 2008

Clark it

To be behind in a track race but on the last lap go a lot faster and get first.
Originated from the running star Erin Clark.

"Who one the race?"
"Liz did!"
"But she was in last place the whole time, wasn't she?"
"Yeah, she was. But she really clarked it at the end."

"Way to Clark it Sally!"

by aperson654321 May 15, 2013

Clark Kent Effect

The idea that recognizably is primarily determined by hair, glasses and clothing.

After all these years I didn't even recognize you. Must be the Clark Kent Effect.

by Cede Sioux November 7, 2018