Wisconsin Churchill

What is created when a bunch of lactose intolerant people gather in a chapel, eat a fuckton of cheese, and then, over the span of many hours, shit out a mountain of feces at the center of the church (anal sex sometimes ensues)

My friend told me what a Wisconsin Churchill was and now we don't speak anymore

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

winston churchhill

A sex act in which a very fat gray haired man who is naked accept for a tie and a pair of socks while standing up pulls his ass checks apart and the other person who is on there knees puts their nose at the top of their ass crack and mouth over their asshole and the gray haired man shits in their mouth and the other person swallows the shit whole.

I heard that martin like to pay prostitutes to let him give them winston churchhills.

by durgex August 26, 2010

Churchill smoothie

When male members of the Churchill family get together and deficate in the female Churchill's mouth's to make getting head feel nice and smooth.

"Yo last night i peeped in on Kathy C givin' a mean churchill smoothie to dave c."

by Dave April 20, 2005

Churchill landslide

The act of dipping a cigar in seminal fluid and using said cigar to widen your partnrers asshole to the point of fitting your penis in with it. You then furiously fuck your partner for as long as it take to recite "We Shall Fight on the beaches". The act ends when your partner deficates their semen-laced cigar flake covered innards on you.

"I got a churchill landslide from that fat bitch Stacy. Fat bitches do anything for love bruh.

by Joeseph Bartholomew nuts February 16, 2022

Churchill's Salute

Midway through coitus, you realise the girls too loose to provide necessary friction. Stick 2 fingers up her arse and, whilst forming the fabled "V's", invert them & give yourself a tug-job from the inside.

I'm not saying she was a bucket, but I had to give myself Churchill's salute just to reach my dairy strokes.

by Hoger the German February 26, 2010

churchill gardens

Place where single unemployed mothers chat shit in plaugrounds and 12year old boys go "yo blud u wanna zoot" and 13year old girls mistake belts for trousers.
Men think their big when only thing big is their stupid ego

Dont mess fam im from churchill gardens

by suckmytoesbitch June 3, 2014

Churchill

The small town outside of Three Forks and Manhattan Montana. Created, populated and otherwise infested by the Dutch, who spend their countless hours of free-time eating and not exercising to increase the size of their asses, spreading rumors, and talking behind the backs of those NON-Dutch.

"I go to school in Churchill"
"So how many rumors have those Dutch fat-asses started about you in the last week?"
"About 17"

by brooks2534 February 9, 2009