dishwasher chess

When you place dirty dishes in somebodies dishwasher and they come and re-arrange them as soon as you have done it.

After dinner Karen cleared away the dishes and filled the dishwasher only to have Linda re-arrange them, challanging Karen to Dishwasher Chess.

by Spike Morrison November 8, 2009

chess

an extremely challenging, complex game that heightens your skills to think ahead. there are more rules than can be put into a book and it's usually played by intellectuals, though not all of them can be considered "geeks", some are hot.

Chess is commonly misconcieved to be boring or stupid.

Todd: "Jen plays chess?"
Sam: "Yeah"
Todd: "But she's not a nerd!"

by melthana April 18, 2010

Chassidy

A beautiful girl who is extremely attractive and has a totally awesome personality. She is very nice and sensitive but isn't a push-over. She always gets what she wants because she has a friend who really likes her and would always be nice to her, also known as a Kenneth. Also very good at soccer and painting.

random guy: "You like Chassidy don't you?"
Kenneth: "Duh, of coarse I do."

Because everyone loves Chassidy.

by one20one October 26, 2011

Chess Club

A group of intellectual and witty students meeting up once a week to hone their chess playing skills. Chess club members welcome all people who can have a fun time while using their brain. Some call chess club members nerds but these people are merely jealous.

The chess club meeting was a success. We added three new members to our club and we learned some new tricks!

by madisonrenee November 7, 2011

chossom

the bit between your boobies. the smaller the tits the bigger the chossom.

girl 1: bitch pull up your top.
girl 2: why, can you see my chossom.
guy: hey nice chossom.

by alibob_roddy December 6, 2006

Chess Gloves

Chess Gloves are used while playing chess to prevent the pieces slipping out of sweaty hands.

"My hands are sweaty, thank goodness I'm wearing my chess gloves!"

by High roller November 9, 2012

Bitch Chess

noun; the arguement/disagreement and/or 'battle of will' between a guy and a girl, that ends up leading one or the other to want and lust for their partner.

Usually by saying things that aren't necessarily true, like admitting your wrong when your right, like setting up a pawn on the chess table. If you make the right strategic metaphorical moves, you'll end up saying "Check Mate Baby"

Bitch Chess is done via txt msgs the majority of the time.

girl:"I dont know if i want you to come over my house, my parents are home and i have alot of home work to do..."

guy:"Oh, thats ok, I can help you with your home work if you want or we can hang out some other time"

girl:"Ok, well actually why dont you just wait until i finish my homework, then i could stop by your place?"

guy:"Yeah, sure you can"

Check Mate.

girl:"Your such a fucking asshole you'll never change. Your the sorriest piece of shit i have ever seen"

guy:"Yeah? well screw you too bitch. I dont need your shit anyways."

girl:"Hahaha yeah right, You know your gonna miss this ass. Your pathetic. It's sad"

guy:"Yeah whatever, look leave me alone, i don't want shit to do with you, or your ass. Maybe when you can grow up and not act to immature we can talk again.."

3 WEEKS LATER

girl:"Hey, how have you been?"

guy:"pretty good how about you?

girl:"I've been ok. I was just seein if you wanted to hang out or something..."

guy:"Sure what do you wanna do?"

girl:"Idk, care if i come over in a little bit?"

guy:"Sure, if you would like to."

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guy2:"You still playin Bitch Chess with that one girl?

guy:"Yeah the final pawn fell into place earlier today lol."

guy2:"My manz."

Check Mate

by GFrock Da GenIuS February 5, 2010