Sam's Club chiseler

A paid-up member of a “big box” warehouse who solicits his bargain-shopping privileges to other folks who have less-affluent lifestyles, and who therefore would wish to also purchase ordinary grocery/household items at bulk-package prices, but who either cannot comfortably afford the outrageously-steep membership-fees that the bulk-package warehouses charge, or who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the fees. The problem, of course, is that the opportunistic member engages in "chiseling": he does not merely ask to be reimbursed just for his actual expenses in procuring the items for these lower-income folks --- i.e., the total amount of the purchased items plus the cost of any additional gas that he’d consume in the course of obtaining/delivering the purchases --- but also charges a hefty “shopper’s fee” for his “services”… yes, it would be an amount that’s still somewhat less than the total savings compared to what the items would have cost in a “regular” store, but still considerably more than the frugal-by-necessity folks for whom he’s shopping would have wanted to spend to obtain their items in the first place.

Members-only warehouses should quit charging such exorbitant fees to their paying customers --- it creates a fertile breeding-ground for Sam's Club chiselers.

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

sharp as a nuns chisel

When a chainsaws quite sharp according to ed

"how's the 66 looking Ed?"
"Oo yeah sharp as a nuns chisel she is"

by Nomadrush June 15, 2023

grill chisel

Big ass toothpicks, atleast 4 times the diameter of a normal toothpick. They have a flat end for scraping and a pointed end for picking

Damn dog!

What mang?
You got a big nasty piece of broccoli stuck in your teeth.
Its aight, I got a grill chisel

by btjohnson December 30, 2009

Chiseled Cheese

A youtuber that makes videos on Roblox. He is very pro.

Chiseled Cheese cut the cheese yesterday.
Chiseled Cheese's favorite word is "pro".

by *uses real name* August 5, 2022

Bag of Chisels

A woman or man who tags along but is not really wanted (Deadweight, Excess Baggage, Burden)

A girlfriend who is nothing but dead weight holding you down.

What would you do with a bag of chisels...I don't know...EXACTLY

by Sammy Lamanny August 23, 2007

The Grinch Chiselling

it is just the grinch chiselling nothing more nothing less. it just means the Grinch from Whoville chiselling. Nothing deeper.

The Grinch was Chiselling, nothing more nothing less. it is just the grinch chiselling.

by TheGrincherler November 27, 2024

Bone Chiseling

Bone Chiseling is a more sophisticated version of Bone Smashing, where when provided with a stone chisel and hammer, the bone chiseler uses the tools to redefine the shape of his bones (particularly his jaw bones) to perfectly match his desired look

Anna: “Wow, Exedy is so handsome!”

Julie: “Yeah he is, he must do Bone Chiseling!”

by RazorEXC March 17, 2024