Chinese daddy educates you

It's basically that guy you met on asian tinder (aka tantan) that makes you want to cum because he actually takes an interest in your life and cares unlike the other cuts that are just trying to climb into your anus and live there because men are shit and should burn like my vag does when Chinese daddy looks at me

Chinese daddy:

How was your day?

Me:
Gah I'm gonna cum

Random person:
Chinese daddy educates you

by I fucked your dad for an orea May 29, 2018

Philadelphia Chinese Store

A business that is open till 3am or later and is a hot spot for robberies,shootings, and outside drug sales. Protected by bullet glass the cashier serves orders through a carousel window and is a neighborhood favorite to buy a losey, a dutch, chicken wings or some General Tso's chicken.

"I'ma go to the chinese store to get some of them chicken wings".

"The big store tonight at 11 is a double shooting outside a Philadelphia Chinese store".

by MrMr September 8, 2013

Chines

When someone goes above and beyond and is considered more than a mate.

Dirk - Jesus mate, you've helped me out today
Lucas - No worries Chines

by Dirkulees June 24, 2019

Chinese Grand Prix

/tʃaɪˈniz, -ˈnis grɑ̃ ˈpriz/ n. A traffic-clogged portion of the 60 Pomona Freeway in southern California that lies between the 605 and 57 Freeways. The infamously erratic driving habits of Chinese drivers who predominate the area coupled with the inability to effectively dodge big rigs that crisscross this large industrial wasteland make commuting here about as dangerous as racing at the Grand Prix.

I'm not taking the Chinese Grand Prix to work, traffic is always such a mess.

by Matt*ee September 19, 2009

Chinese Astronaut

Sexual position in which two hands are entered into the vagina, moved apart to widen said vagina, and then face inserted between the hands. Derives its name from the eyes being pinned between hands and stretched backward.

"Dude, I totally just gave my girlfriend a Chinese Astronaut. I must have looked like a chink in there!"

by NigNogger November 6, 2009

Chinese Spot

THE spot in flushing to buy cheap chow-fun and lo mein for $1.50 and $1.25, respectively.
Other notable products include one-dollar chicken sticks and steamed buns.

Flushing residents often eat here, conveniently located on Main Street, when they are low on money.

Person 1: Boy i'm hungry.

Person 2: What do you wanna eat?

Person 1: uh.. I only have 4 dollars

Person 2: Perfect, let's go get some chinese spot

by paul ee oh October 13, 2009

chinkage

Rating scale relating to the hotness of an Asian woman.

Dude, look at that Asian chick, that's some ultra hot chinkage.

by Butsecks69 September 30, 2013