CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick

Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010

Chasing Amy

Trying to find Happiness/Love/Perfect Situations, usually a practice in futility. Derived from the figurative way Silent Bob uses the phrase to assist Holen McNiel in the movie Chasing Amy

Man 1: i dont know about this girl, she just doesnt seem like the one
Man 2: thats the millionth time you've said that, stop Chasing Amy and settle down with her

by Jimmy Kline June 11, 2006

chasing amy

Kevin Smith's third movie

Did you see Chasing Amy it was awsome!

by LBP December 12, 2004

Chasing The White Dragon

Smoking methamphetamine off of tin foil and chasing the rising smoke with a glass straw.

Same as chasing the dragon only with meth instead of heroin

Person 1: How come Joey got no teeth?

Person 2: He's hooked on meth and been chasing the white dragon for the last 6 months straight.

Person 1: Damn, he looks old.

by Psychedelic Andy June 2, 2009

clout chasing calpurnia crackheads

a group of crackheads who love calpurnia, but every calpurnia fan hates them

Person: "who is making so much noise at the front of the line?"
Other person: "oh its the clout chasing calpurnia crackheads who were here since 3am"

by drop of dawn & grease is gone November 22, 2018

chasing

In poker, trying continually to hit long shots.

Jose Contreras: That dumbass keeps chasing with his low pocket pairs.
Bruce Lee: He's probably on tilt, don't tell him though... I'm winning a lot of fuckin money.

by benny b from the bronx February 21, 2005

Clout Chasing

When someone starts unnecessary drama about a person for no reason what so ever other to gain attention and start beef with or to make a little situation everyone‘s business when it has nothing to do with them

John is Clout Chasing Bryan because of something that happened on social media

by RealDude69 December 5, 2019