Bond Cave™

A Bond Cave™ is a noetic mindset where an investor is scared out of securities and commodities markets and retreats into fixed-income, bond markets in the belief that the financial world will soon end. Because most fixed-income products take time to mature, those who retreat into a Bond Cave™ are said to be hibernating. A well-stocked Bond Cave™ includes circumstantial talk about accumulating tangible assets like gold, guns, ammo, and may include additional ambitions of establishing a personal fiefdom as a benevolent despot.

Did Mike get knocked out of the market? No, he is hibernating in his Bond Cave™, hiding under a table listening for scary noises and waiting for the sky to fall.

Or

I recommend a conservative position in a Bond Cave™, trusting to fixed-income, wealth management products to weather this economic downturn.

by EricTheOracle July 31, 2009

Stinky Chavez

Close cousin to the highly acclaimed and practiced Dirty Sanchez, this maneuver, usually made during doggy style sex, involves putting your finger in your own ass before wiping it across your partner's upper lip, creating an authentic looking mexican moustache. Presumably you would use this technique when your partner's ass is too well cleaned, or it's already full of your cock. Bonus points for getting a whole fast food order out before your partner gets their lip cleaned off.

Did you hear about the Stinky Chavez that Rex gave to Alex? Apparently it was so convincing that Chris tried to hire him to do some landscaping!!!

by Forsaken294349 November 14, 2006

LAN Cave

A spin on the phrase Man Cave with LAN Cave. A LAN Cave is a place where LANs or LAN Parties are held. The LAN (Local Area Network) is a network of computers and specifically a LAN Party is a network of computers where gatherings of PC gamers play games against each other. LAN Parties were once and are still very popular in the gaming community. LANs are typically held in the garages or basements of serial gamers hence the phrase LAN Cave.

Hey guys I'm having a LAN party this weekend in muh LAN Cave. Any takers?

by BigNerdLolz June 5, 2015

Cave Party

The act of being in a dorm room while making you and your roommates beds into a bunk bed.

adding a sheet to cover the bottom bunk aka a cave

Giving you and your roommate privacy to jerk off at the same time

Hey KDAWG......YEAH MURPH........WANNA HAVE A CAVE PARTY..........SURE!

by durkz14 December 3, 2010

bat in the cave

A reference term for when you have a booger in your nose that is clearly visibly from the outside.
This context is found in an episode of Sex and The City.

Hey buddy, you have a bat in the cave. Need a Kleenex?

by Scott November 2, 2004

chavettes

Female chavs. The 14 year olds who will shortly get knocked up and spawn the next generation of antisocial Burberry-clad parasites.

'I hate that shopping centre. It's full of chavettes'

by The Moai April 19, 2005

Chabely

Chabely's are one of a kind. They're beautiful & hilarious to be around. They're always in a good mood & have a big impact on others. They lighten up the mood, if you're in a bad mood they will always make you forget all your worries. They'll stick with you through thick & thin and help you through all the rough paths. Most Chabely's are light eyed petite girls, but they're image goes perfectly with their personality. A Chabely is someone you need in your life, you may only come across one or none but if you do find one keep them close because i promise they're worth holding onto.

Awe look at little chabely!
Chabely you're hilarious.
"Damn shawty what's your name ?" "Chabely"
Only met Chabely a month ago & we're already super close!

by The Baybe June 13, 2013