Charles

Although supposed to be the moniker of men who embody the traits of strength, kinsmanship and nobility, bearers of this name are almost invariably pallid over-educated white guys with delusions of grandeur who, although generally well-meaning, are often socially awkward to the point of being socially unacceptable, and the sort people who need to write positive things about themselves on UD in order to feel better about themselves. Avoid Charleses where possible.

Charles: <Tipping fedora> The good time of day to you, m'lady
Random woman: Erm, hi...?
Charles: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Random woman: Erm, no, I suddenly remembered I was just leaving actually... <Walks away hurriedly>

by Charlemagne1993 October 12, 2017

Charles

A fat person who only eats fast food.

"Look at all those Charles eating at McDonalds!"

by Fat Charles September 5, 2008

Charles

Has a tiny dick but uses it to the best of his ability

God damn, Charles gotta tiny dick bro

by TinyDickGang January 29, 2019

Charles

He has a tiny dick but uses it to the best of his ability.

Damn bro Charles gotta a tiny dick. He must be in the tiny dick gang

by TinyDickGang January 29, 2019

Charles

A very hot, nice, and smart guy. Charles' tend to be good at Chemistry and Math. They enjoy playing guitar, long walks on the beach, and eating...food. Their favourite food is Jujubes! Charles' tend to be very sweet and are very good boyfriends.

If you have a Charles in your life, don't let him get away! He's worth more than your house!

Guy: Oh heyyy Charles, whatcha eating?
Charles: Jujubes!

Charles on a Friday night: doing homework...math homework

Girls: Omg have you seen that guy Charles? He's like the perfect guy! He's smart, hot AND nice. What more could you ask for?

by Jujube1234 September 18, 2012

Charles

I fucking hypocrite that gets offended when people make fun of him, and he makes fun of other people

Charles is f#5king outistic

by Long_John October 23, 2018

Charles

The literal definition of a flake, someone who makes plans and never follows through. Never answers their phone and continues to show high levels of michness.

Dave didn't show up to the party again, he is such a CHARLES right now.

by MasterCloud September 25, 2017