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jingling the change

Another slang substitute for masturbation.

To "gangsta" it up, you may also say "jinglin'" as opposed to "jingling." The "jingling/jinglin'" is done to one's penis/testicles as they are beat with the force of a hand and "the change" is the semen that is being prepared for launch.

Logic: If a warehouse of semen can be called a sperm bank, then shouldn't the semen technically be called money/"change"? And if one jingles bells, which sounds like "balls," why not say that one can "jingle" balls, "jingle" balls, jingle them "all the way"?
Man: Dude, why are your hands bouncing around in your pockets?
Dude: Man, I'm just jingling the change!
Man: Niiiiice!

Man: Dude, Jessica Alba makes me jingle my change all night long.
Dude: Man, Tila Tequila jingles my change IN PERSON!
Man: No way, Dude!
Dude: Yes way, Man!
by Allah Hottie January 11, 2010
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Jingle my Change

To not wear underpants, allowing one's testicles to bounce around like a coin purse. This is most applicable when wearing loose-fitting, wide-crotch pants.
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit. I jingle my change, but I'm still kinda cute.
by RedRockRun October 18, 2013
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European Tire Change

An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).
My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!
by Racer XXX October 12, 2018
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Colors of Change

A communist racist neo-nazi divisive group organized from the remnants of ACORN. Better described by the late Andrew Breitbart as "poisonous, venomous forces within the American experience". If someone doesn't agree with their agenda, they will use their favorite weapon, petitions to snuff out that person's first amendment rights(see Glenn Beck).

It won't be surprising if they start petitioning urbandictionary.com to remove this entry.
Sam: "Hey, did you hear about the petition from Colors of Change, urging the FOX network to cancel COPS, because "it degrades minorities" and somehow "contributes to minority stereotypes"?"
Tom: "What the hell? The creator of COPS has often said that he downplays minority crimes in the series."
Sam: "I bet their next move is to petition God to cancel 'reality' because it's racist."

CoC Activist 1: "It seems like FOX will end that show COPS after it's 25th season."
CoC Activist 2: "I hate that show. It shows cops as the good guys."
CoC Activist 1: "Hey, maybe we could start a petition to get COPS cancelled, and then, when it does gets cancelled, claim it was because our petitioning that got it cancelled?"

CoC Activist 1: "It seems like FOX will end that show COPS after it's 25th season."
CoC Activist 2: "I hate that show. It shows cops as the good guys."
CoC Activist 1: "Hey, maybe we could start a petition to get COPS cancelled, then, when it does gets cancelled, claim it was because our petitioning that got it cancelled?"
CoC Activist 2: "Brilliant idea. Now let's celebrate by having some hot gay sex with a couple of animals"
by Acrimony12 May 21, 2013
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change da world

change da world, my final message. goodbye is a meme that is kinda creepy and provokes nostalgia in most people.
this meme originates from a rat smoking a cigar and is inspired by the vaporwave aesthetic.
"change da world, my final message, goodb ye."
by Cookienononot October 19, 2019
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change of heart

A reversal of one's opinion, attitude, or feelings.
If you change the way you think or feel about something, you have a change of heart.
by Svetlana Cunningham October 17, 2013
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change change

When one intends to give you your change for an item whilst withholding the coinage that usually is included so that the transaction is quicker and less messy with jiggly change in ones pockets.
Shaun R. - "Do you have the change for the beer?"
Mike S. - "Yeah *hands me $7*, but I don't have your change change."
Shaun R. - "That's all right, I just wanted the bills anyways."
by brontobyte June 30, 2010
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