cementery

A "low budget" graveyard where the headstones are just molded from Portland Redi-mix instead of costly professionally-carved granite.

In "A Christmas Carol", it doesn't mention whether the miser Scrooge's tombstone was in a cementery or not.

by QuacksO June 28, 2018

Cement Mixing

When you cum in someone’s ass when they have diarrhoea, then the mixture pours out.

“Joanna went cement mixing and now the bathroom will never be the same again”

by RedSalt404 September 21, 2018

CementHead

Someone who is so stupid you wonder if he has a brain or just cement in his head.

Jimbob: "HAHA Neil is such a cementhead he took his large potion before his mini's."

Ryguy: "HAHA what a cementhead!"

by rjdthecoolkid September 28, 2018

Cement Belly

When you blow a load on your stomach and wipe it in instead of wiping it off.

“I’ve been doing cement belly for about a month now, and my stomach is rock hard.”

by Wtfdudethatsgross July 8, 2019

Cement mixer poop

Excrement shot out with such force and precision that it splatters and chunks become stuck to the sides of the bowl.

Her: Honey, why is the powerwasher in the bathroom?
Him: Sorry love, I had a cement mixer poop and those chunks wouldn't budge a bit!

by Keet Squeet May 9, 2020

cement

das conk creet baybee

max: insert... right here a sausage dog talking about concrete
twomad: he's saying-
max: oi look up here bro whats he saying???
twomad: cement das conk creet baybee

by kirbywest March 15, 2023

gent cement

Gent cement is a synonym for semen. Commonly used in very vigorous and harsh circumstances, to express dominance over other parties.

I made her swallow all of my gent cement once I had finished.

by GentCement3 March 25, 2014