Cellphone

When you have a partial erection, but someone thinks it's a cell phone in your pocket.

"Is that your cellphone?" asked the headmaster. "No, it's my boner," responded Ricky Red Pants.

by Ricky Red Pants August 6, 2010

stem cells

this is a more simple definition of it. before the human body developes it has stem cells, which are like blank cells, that will eventually become other things, if stem cells are put next to muscle tissue, it will become muscle tissue etc. you can get them from aborted fetuses and they could cure diseases like alzheimers, because they might beable to put the stem cells in the people, and have them replicate and rebuild the brain cells. and yes, as the other person said "Often confused by the laymen and stupid right-wing politicians as tiny little babys but really more similar to dandruff than babys"

stem cells could save millions of people but republicans wont let that happen

by alex14 August 20, 2006

celash

(seh-LASH or s'LASH) Verb: To bash a celebrity, particularly in a derogatory and audacious manner.

Brittany Murphy was celashed on Saturday Night Live. OR
"Wow! I can't wait to see how TMZ will celash Tiger next for steppin' out."

by tragicviolet December 21, 2009

Cellphone Commitment

The commitment made when a couple decides to join cellphone plans into one. This sometimes has significant ramifications when the relationship goes south.

Casey felt the wrath of early termination fees when his live-in girlfriend went crazy and decided to not pay her portion of the bill. Turns out the cellphone commitment was just too much.

by gizzmo696 December 7, 2010

Cellphone popo

The coworkers at your job that take it upon themselves to prosecute those who do not abide by the no-cellphone policy.

Amy, the chief of cellphone popo busted me red handed last night. Im just waiting for my pink slip.

by omegastrike June 8, 2011

celloholism

Like being an alcoholic but instead, your addiction is your cell phone.

That girl nearly walked in a pile of dog crap cuz she's a celloholic.

That boy will never know whats going on the world because of his celloholism.

by this is yet to be determined. February 12, 2014

Cellhole

A hole worn in the pants pocket (especially in jeans) that forms when always carrying a cell phone in the same pocket.

Guy: Damn, I've got two cellholes forming in my right pocket. Better start carrying my phone in the left one!
Girl: At least your pants HAVE pockets.
Guy: True, true.

Cellholes are very in this season.

by swinter May 14, 2015