Carson

If you are ever lucky enough to encounter a Carson, make sure he stays in your life. On the first impression, a Carson may seem like a social butterfly who gives zero (0) shits about you or anything you do. Grow close to this new Carson; he will reveal his true colors once he gets used to you! He will be ultra protective and sensitive around those he truly trusts (such as crying during Beauty and the Beast). Being friends with a Carson includes lots of self-deprecating humor, excessive swearing, jokes about wanting to die, and puns about his sexuality.

Bonus: Free therapist! Best listener out there: 10/10

Carson: Now, tell me what's bothering you today.
Friend: WELL, *describes their day in extreme detail*
Carson: *rephrases everything you said and gives you genuine advice*

by Anon Y. Mous. December 15, 2017

Carson Daily

a)The keeper of all that is evil and wrong in the world of music.
b)The pathetic poster boy of MTV ignorance
c)the reason for the mute button

"When I grow up I want to be just like Carson Daily....homeless"

by Billy Florio April 30, 2003

CARSON

a cracker

wow, man. Carson is really a cracker.

by CRACKERCARSON December 26, 2016

Carson Wentz

A blessing to the Philadelphia Eagles and the city itself. Future Superbowl Champion and legend. Former North Dakota State QB who lit the NFL on fire in just 3 short weeks and already making NFL history.

2017 milestones: Prior to his knee injury in 2017 Carson led the league in TD passes AND set an Eagles franchise single season record throwing 33 touchdowns (previous record was Sonny Jurgensen with 32). He also became the NFL QB with the most completions through the first 25 games of their career.

Carson Wentz is better than Sam Bradford

Thanks to Carson Wentz "Wentzlvania" is now a thing

Get on board the WentzWagon Skip!

by DriveroftheWentzWagon December 28, 2017

carson

usually a man, only a women if they have weird parents, but
1. tall
2. always has a girlfriend so get in there quick
3. falls in love easily and makes other fall in love with him easy
4. dreamy
5. loves music/ can sing
6. makes a guy or girl think constantly about him
7. HOT

look at that hot singer, i think i'm in love with him! his name must be carson

by marrymebro? May 25, 2011

Carson

A kid that can do almost anything that his mind comes up with.

Person1: "welp, Carson has an idea again."
Person2: "uhoh..."

by ThatDudeInTheCorner October 16, 2017

carson

sexy troll who stole my banana.

p.s. his name is the pimp hand of god.

I don't know how to use carson in a sentence.

by pimp hand of god! June 18, 2015