Cashtration

A man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and feels he can no longer afford to impress “the ladies” suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.

{Source: based on the alternative definition given at the HotForWords website}

When he lost his job during the credit crunch, he felt too cashtrated (verb of cashtration) to entertain any ideas of dating in the near future.

by Jeorne May 6, 2009

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castratron

Derived from the word castration. Refers to an imaginary device used by women to gain testicular control over a man in derogatory or degrading manner.

Mate 1: "Where were you last night? You missed an amazing party!"

Mate 2: "Sorry man. My girlfriend busted out the castratron. I ended up watching 'The Notebook" instead."

by k1llsw1tch July 10, 2010

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Cashtration

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

I can't go on a dinner with you 'cause i'm going through this whole cashtration.

by anafo July 11, 2011

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castraticon

A way of texting that you're going to castrate someone.

Alternative formattings:

-----/ 3

( ＾◡＾)っ✂╰⋃╯

SFW version: (✄o ‿ o)✄

1.) Semi-Seriously, Seriously

You're gonna' wish you hadn't done that! 8/ ====D

2. Playfully

A (Male, sarcastically): Down with the Patriarchy!

B (Female): 8/ ======D

A: OH NOOOOO! Not the castraticon!!!

B: CHOOOPSIE!!!

by EarlOfEmoji November 7, 2013

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Castrating the goat

Jerking off

Mark was castrating the goat last night.

by Chippy625271 February 13, 2018

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castroation

"oh no, ive been castroised!"
*horrible sounds occur*
"I find capitalism repugnant. It is filthy, it is gross, it is alienating... because it causes war, hypocrisy and competition."

Castroation: The act of becoming a communist dictator of cuba from 1959-2008.

by User-230 June 2, 2022

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