Custard pickle

A little faggot that blows a lot of dick

“Kane is such a custard pickle after blowing hunter on the bus”

by The destroyer of that vag November 18, 2018

chuck my custard

The process of (usually male) ejaculation

'Open your mouth' said Billy 'I'm just about to chuck my custard'

by LCT July 18, 2006

custard cannon

the mysterious organ located between a man's legs that sprays goo all over unsuspecting females.

i shot your mom in the eye with a powerful blast of my custard cannon

by jizzcock June 16, 2003

custard muffler

Another name for a condom.

His blue veigned custard chucker was throbbing, but alas, it would be denied without him wearing the trusted custard muffler.

by Bruce Juice June 3, 2017

custard hug

The act of hugging a relative who is visiting, usually on a surprise visit that happened just after you've masturbated onto your stomach, leaving no time for cleanup

Aunt Judy showed up at the absolute wrong time, but I didn't have time to change so she got a custard hug

by RedNick73 September 16, 2017

Custard Pop

The post coital penis. When you bust your nut custard in your girl’s vag or ass and after withdrawal, she graciously orally inhales your juice covered chubster and cleans you off.

Rachel is such a gracious young lover. She always takes the custard pop.

She wasted no time enveloping her hot mouth around my custard pop.

by Eaton Holgoode February 4, 2018

Custard apple

When you pull out to spray your man gravy over your girls chest puppies ,and direct hit your load right in her Adams apple

"Last night I gave her a custard apple "

by Bennyfockingpowers August 19, 2018