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Seton Catholic Preparatory High School

Catholic school but for crackheads. Uniforms are super strict, and the communal lanyards are important for student's survival. They also blocked iMessage on the wifi, which is some wild shit. Kids who go here are insane, some of the most wild people you'll meet. They manage to be somehow smart and so dumb sometimes.
John: Wow, did you know Marlene goes to Seton Catholic Preparatory High School?
Casey: She'd probably destroy you in any debate, but still fun at parties.

John: Noted.
by hellofellowkids June 5, 2019
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Baller-status Catholic

A devout Catholic who is extremely knowledgeable in the way of theology, doctrine, liturgy, faith formation, and has read up on the lives of the saints. They are also well-versed in the arguments against Church, particularly those used by secular fundamentalists. Entire families, in addition to specific individuals, can achieve the title of baller-status Catholic.
"After a lifetime quest for truth and knowledge, my friend Dan is a total baller-status Catholic."

"The McCluskey's totally boxed James in that argument about reserving priestly ordination to men alone using John Paul II's Ordinatio Sacerdotalis. They are definitely a baller-status Catholic fam."
by WillyStyle101 January 28, 2014
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marian central catholic high school

A catholic high school located in Woodstock, Illinois. The only reason we go here is because we believe it gives us a better education, even though its super expensive. We all suck at sports and everyone here is retarded cause of our school system. The only good thing here are the french fries in the cafeteria.
Bob: Did you hear about the state championship that Marian Central Catholic High School won?
Joe: *silence*
Bob: Yeah, me neither.
by twogayniggaskissing July 6, 2018
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the worst school anyone will ever have gone to. 100% do not recommend. the teachers are assholes and the students are annoying over dramatic psychotic bitches. they're so fucking strict to the point where ur own socks have to be navy, black, or white. the uniforms are ugly as shit. the teachers don't even know how to teach all they do is put up slideshows that we have to ha dwrite in notebooks. it is low key the worst catholic school ever. the kids are weird and literally everyone is leaving. also u aren't allowed to have a bf/gf or talk abt crushes or there will be serious consequences. the teachers are legit so uptight and annoying. Oh ye the amount of hw they fucking give is ridiculous.
kid: bRuH what school u go to
kid 2: st michael catholic school (livonia,mi) bruh if sucks literal ass
kid: damn im sry bruh
by My dawg bruh May 20, 2019
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Clearwater Central Catholic

The school where stuck up kids go after attending one of the feeder schools for their whole life. They think their school is better than any school even though every kid hates all of the teachers and other students
I go to Clearwater Central Catholic so Im probably fucking annoying and stuck up.
by hai mommies lol September 6, 2021
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When theomaticians and philosophers couldn’t see eye to eye based on the number π’s oft-conflicting or mixed interactions with other numbers or constants whether her allegiance is with the Vatican or with the Church of England.
Does π subscribe to the Pope’s or to the Archbishop of Canterbury’s theomatical teachings on how rational and irrational numbers ought to behave themselves in private and in public? Is pi Catholic or Protestant?
by Fasters December 1, 2022
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Catholiphobia

The fear or discrimination against Catholics and Catholicism
1600s England had heresy laws and a culture that resulted in catholiphobia
by Сейдж July 25, 2023
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