Crunkle Knunkle

A homosexual individual of a highly masculine nature. This individual is often French. Gay lord

Me: “Seb you’re a crunkle knunkle!!”
Seb (raising a cudgel above his head): “Don’t talk shit you pasty white fucker!! I’ll kill you and your whole redneck family!!”

by Darood McSansterm June 13, 2018

Garfunkler

A complete idiot, but a fun one to be around. A Garfunkler often makes a fool out of him/her self without knowing.

Yo dude, check out that guy running around without pants! What a Garfunkler!

by The_837 March 26, 2018

Crunkle

A crunk uncle, everyone has one.

"Who's that man by himself in the corner eating a raw hot dog?"
"Oh that's my Crunkle Keith"

by Cardi P September 10, 2018

crunkle dorfen

The sexual act of ripping your own penis off, or if it was ripped off beforehand, and (with power and effort) inserting it into your anus until it is lodged in completely and cannot be removed.

Dude, sorry if I am sitting funny I totally crunkle dorfened last night and I haven't taken a shit yet so it's still in my ass.

Fuck bro! I crunkle dorfened like a week ago and now all of my shit was building up in my ass and I totally had a volcano eruptanus this morning!

by CreatorAnym December 2, 2018

Crunkleposse

A social gathering of fine friends and stylish individuals at the Crunkleton cocktail bar

Y'all still out?

Yeah, we got a small crunkleposse going, c'mon over!

by MedDevil September 7, 2019

garfunkle

a replacement cuss word when you want to curse but there are children around

"ah garfunkle" the woman said trying to not use profanity around children

by ihateyougetoverit November 29, 2019

Curfuckle

A curfew to fuck/have sex.

Oh shit! It's an hour past my curfuckle! Gotta run!

by ApersonA October 24, 2020