dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

by uidgame January 3, 2023

Calum

A bitch of a boy and likes the name Sally is annoying

Ugh he's annoying he's such a calum

by Ketamawn November 13, 2020

Calum Vercoe

Calum Vercoe is a huge pick me boy and is a wanna be. He gets no bitches.

Girl: *Walks by
Calum Vercoe: Pick me I am super good at playing sports!
Girl: Ew no you’re ugly

by AidenBama9 March 6, 2022

calum

calum

this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch

“ew look at that guy he looks like such a fucking Calum”

“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”

by iknowyourtruth February 3, 2024

Calumate

"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.

When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.

by Abraham Chimney January 27, 2024

Calum

actually submissive and breedable

devot und züchterisch

Person 1: damn look at calum
Person 2: he is such a submissive and breedable femboy

Person 1: what the fuck

by Grass man Huger October 13, 2021

Calum Dunbar

A person who exposes nonces

Person1: I just pulled a calum dunbar
Person2: Another one down!

by Bigman86 January 11, 2019