Definitions by Jealousnick

Miss aMAGAcana

Taylor Swift, democrat in name only, after being pictured hugging notorious rapist deffender and trump supporter Brittany Mahomes and after trump used her likeness in his political campaign and she said nothing.

Taylor Swift was just cosplaying as an activist back in 2019, now that marginalized groups' rights are actually on the line its too risky for her billionaire ass to speak up. Miss Americana? More like Miss Republicana, or better yet, Miss aMAGAcana.

Miss aMAGAcana by Jealousnick September 8, 2024

Taylor swift 

Taylor swift is a miserable capitalistic white trash cunt who can't let any other artist have their moment, she'll just go ahead and release the 300th version of her milquetoast reheated leftover piece of shit album jack antonoff wrote for her and her garbage brain dead fans will lap her vomit up like the idiotic imbeciles they are.

I hope Taylor swift's plane catches fire with her inside! 🥰🥰🥰

Taylor swift by Jealousnick May 23, 2024

Sameer Gadhia 

Sexy frontman from the band Young The Giant. Great voice and great ass too. Pretty Desi boy. Addicted to mayonnaise but can't do anything about it.

-I love you Sameer Gadhia, marry me!

Sameer Gadhia by Jealousnick April 29, 2023

Calum Scott 

Singer from the UK, responsible for several sad songs. One of the very few good things to come out of the Simon Cowell industrial complex.

Calum Scott seems cute and innocent but you can tell he's a slutty freak in bed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Calum Scott by Jealousnick October 6, 2022

Freddie Highmore

See, Twink.
The most adorable human being in the world.
Plays Norman Bates in Bates motel and Shaun Murphy in the good doctor.

I used to not know what a Freddie Highmore was but then I watched Bates motel and now I'm a believer

Freddie Highmore by Jealousnick June 4, 2021