Social Clumping

A social clumping refers to people's tendency to clump in groups. This may be tied back to our evolution, in which staying in groups or tribes was necessary for survival.
"It's so weird Gavin, every morning you and your friends make a clump! I've decided to call it social clumping"

"Oh my goodness Vivian you're so right as always!"
by vcgardenia November 21, 2024
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Suction Clump

When you are doing anal fisting and you try to pull out your fist out so violently that your hand gets ripped off.
Eh I'm not a fan of fisting, suction clumps are too common. mexican lawn mowers are way hotter anyways.
by weeneepeepoo December 05, 2019
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Wittenham Clumps

1. The arse dreadlocks that form when hirsute-bottomed men are less diligent than they should be about wiping.

2. A hill fort in Oxfordshire
Oh Derek, I'm not going to do that - not until you've dealt with your Wittenham Clumps
by bighairyotter June 22, 2020
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Clump Cheated

A historical event of monumental impact where someone notably influential and well-known within a community breaks the rules in a humorous fashion.
Clump Cheated! (insert person's name here) disgraced!
by DarkspiderM8 June 01, 2022
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slut clump

/slət kləmp/

noun: derogatory

1. A group of closely packed promiscuous women.

2. A group of closely packed women with low standards of cleanliness; many sexual partners.

synonyms: slut cluster, slut circle
The slut clump dancing on the yacht drew a crowd of spectators.
by Goose & Mav July 22, 2017
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Clumped

An act of retaliation by a chef/cook/server to an unruly complaining customer. The act is done when you reach into your pants and pull a clump of pubes out and gently garnish said customers food with it. Henceforth being Clumped.
Last time I sent my under cooked food back, the Chef swiftly clumped my dish.
by MaggNumb October 22, 2022
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clumped

a word describing asleep or "slumped" but in a very weird position or if somebody is sleeping very well and it just looks slightly weird
"damn you knocked that boy out you clumped his b***h a*s"
by ProfessionalWordMaker February 26, 2022
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