Capital

To be utterly incompetent and without redeeming merit. Unfit for purpose.

Deliveryman: I have your item here madam, but I appear to have dropped it and kicked it on it's side...and pissed on it.
Recipient: Thanks. I expect nothing less from you capital retards

by Dan the shagger December 12, 2014

Capitalization

To uppercase letters in a sentence.

Capitalization is used like this, Help your Uncle Jack off a horse and help your uncle jack off a horse.

by meme_dude_was_taken March 24, 2021

Capitalism

It’s what I discuss when my brother tries to get even one-fraction of a bowl of pasta.

Capitalism is all for me.

by MrWhomstDVe September 3, 2021

Capitalism

An economic system where the industry and trade are privately controlled rather than a collective or the government. Voluntary association & personal freedom in the marketplace. Businesses are driven by demand & profit, alternated by fluctuations in consumption. Individual activity is independently sufficient & enterprises challenging in an environment of competition. In other terms: Private ownership of the means of the production.

Capitalism is a meritocratic system prioritizing an individuals creativity & talent.

by Sierras ugly June 3, 2023

Capitalism.

Money that u get because of money

Dude 1: Why are these books $300 each, thats wayyy too much money for a book.
Me, an intellectual: Capitalism. m money

by my psodemsn August 23, 2021

capitalism

Far-right dictatorship where the rich are getting richer and only the poor are becoming miserable through exploitation. Killed 58 million people.

I hate capitalism.

by Serbize March 24, 2023

capitalize on it

when they want to be your boyfriend/girlfriend

todd talked to his girl, he wants to capitalize on it

by dontnockthesocktillyouseethero June 12, 2019