The girls sure get lucky with dirty rednecks of all sizes. If she's really lucky, she gets with a pale white wigger who's never experienced real gang shit yet listens to to tupac thinking he's a boss. He's never been in a fight before, yet he listens to songs about knocking a bitch out. He listens to songs about pussy, weed and money. But he's such a loser he only gets the one in the middle (weed) he has a penis like one of these --> A) its small B) he doesn't trim C) its crooked D) its erectily dysfunctional E) or all of the above.
They think they're hot shit? Nawwwww
Ladies do yourselves a favor. Get with a decent looking nerd. In about 10 years you will be happily married, have a nice house, great money, and a few well taken care of kids.
Sluts, get with a douchebag loser who looks good now and is too cool for school. In about 10 years, that bloated ass beer belly will snap his buttons off his shirt, and he will disrespect and beat the living hell out of you and spend his days drinking beer and going out to the bar with his buddies and getting luck with some tramp. You'll have already popped out 6 kids who hate your guts for giving them the shittiest home life possible. Don't worry thought. In about a year, he will have already left you for some broad he met last month that he snuck around with behind your back every night he was 'working late'
This life will be fine for you if you're fine with the fact that swag isn't going to pay your bills in about 10 years.
They think they're hot shit? Nawwwww
Ladies do yourselves a favor. Get with a decent looking nerd. In about 10 years you will be happily married, have a nice house, great money, and a few well taken care of kids.
Sluts, get with a douchebag loser who looks good now and is too cool for school. In about 10 years, that bloated ass beer belly will snap his buttons off his shirt, and he will disrespect and beat the living hell out of you and spend his days drinking beer and going out to the bar with his buddies and getting luck with some tramp. You'll have already popped out 6 kids who hate your guts for giving them the shittiest home life possible. Don't worry thought. In about a year, he will have already left you for some broad he met last month that he snuck around with behind your back every night he was 'working late'
This life will be fine for you if you're fine with the fact that swag isn't going to pay your bills in about 10 years.
by fuckyoucapac January 10, 2012
Get the Capac mug.A fictional device from the movie Back to the Future that allows travel through time. It can also be used as a scapegoat for computer problems when people ask dumb questions.
Some guy called me to ask me why his computer wasn't working during a power outage, so I told him his flux capacitor was broken.
by mikm December 28, 2005
Get the flux capacitor mug.Typo of the word capacitor. An electrical energy storage component similar to a battery(can be solid or liquid electrolyte)
two metal plates for electrode and cathode with an insulating layer between them. and an electrolyte solution in the insulating layer to provide a path for electrons to move. and it's commonly used for smoothing AC or DC. power supply smoothing. and very popular in audio circuitry.
Capacitors generally have a lifetime enormously longer than NIMH NICD or even lithium ION batteries. although much lower energy density than batteries. they have their advantages and uses in many applications
two metal plates for electrode and cathode with an insulating layer between them. and an electrolyte solution in the insulating layer to provide a path for electrons to move. and it's commonly used for smoothing AC or DC. power supply smoothing. and very popular in audio circuitry.
Capacitors generally have a lifetime enormously longer than NIMH NICD or even lithium ION batteries. although much lower energy density than batteries. they have their advantages and uses in many applications
guy: I need to order some capacitators for my new TV. the display wont stay on.
guy2: Do you mean capacitors?
guy2: Do you mean capacitors?
by raelflow1200 December 27, 2018
Get the Capacitator mug.The unofficial and Zoomer version of cap means “lies” or “false statement(s)” Capathon is when someone keeps on saying lies. Like a lying marathon, hence the name, Capathon.
by fungusfollower69 December 24, 2019
Get the capathon mug.A 3-pronged device which, when properly combined with 1.21 jigawatts of electricity, grants access to the fourth dimension. (The ability to travel through time.)
Just tape the flux capacitor to a car, a toaster, or any other mechanical item you can think of, and you can travel through time with it!
by Dark Chaos September 4, 2004
Get the flux capacitor mug.(v.) an action where someone is provoked to strike. Someone offends you so you slap-a-bitch. Cap-a-bitch is when you shot the person who provoked you.
by Ka-Five March 14, 2005
Get the slap-a-bitch/cap-a-bitch mug.The physical, psychological, and spiritual saturation point of any male or female in the acceptance of male genetalia (or any suitable substitutes) in or on any part of the body. This threshold varies depending on the person and the extenuating circumstances of his or her engagement.
The critical cock capacity (c-cubed) is a constant that when multiplied with mass, equals energy. The proposed model for this interaction is E=MC^3.
Researchers have made conflicting claims on the range of C^3. Some believe the bottom limit is as low as 5 or 6 while others have proposed upward bounds of 17. As one Harvard researcher proclaimed: Back at Hahvard, the sky was the limit.
The critical cock capacity (c-cubed) is a constant that when multiplied with mass, equals energy. The proposed model for this interaction is E=MC^3.
Researchers have made conflicting claims on the range of C^3. Some believe the bottom limit is as low as 5 or 6 while others have proposed upward bounds of 17. As one Harvard researcher proclaimed: Back at Hahvard, the sky was the limit.
Egads! That girl has reached her critical cock capacity! Please refrain from administrating more cocks, as it might result in permanent damage.
My fiance has a higher critical cock capcity than yours.
My fiance has a higher critical cock capcity than yours.
by Buttplug May 27, 2007
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